The Gasbuster

No doubt "hero" status will be bestowed upon those two wanchors.

1) Doh ! silly me 2) Brilliant !

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/6634/early-days More comedic content, lifted from ass-shat ! It would appear that a few plates of chips got pissed on Tuesday evening According to "Mario Balotelli" (very apt ! ), the only reason we are not bottom of the Championship is because Bolton, Charlton and M.K. are complete w**k ! Some more sensible assheads, guys including Weeezord have called the thread an embarrassment. Clearly; he has forgotten that we play in the most competitive league in Europe, as opposed to their basement league, where most if not all teams, are complete w**k ! In all likelihood, Bolton, Charlton and M.K. would all dish out a beating to the 15ers, were they to play them now. I really hope the 15 get Pompey in the play offs. They are all fearful of a two legged semi final against them, and Pompey have done them twice already.

Wally al Qaeda and the 15ers. Sounds like some crappy '70s folk act.

"Smaller than a flea" Is that a reference to the size of his brain, penis, or both ?

Why, is she giving you a lift on her broomstick ?

Bloody iPhone !

Probably shagging his sister, in celebration.

D.P.

D.P.

Bloody Charlton get a late winner too !

******* Rotherham , **** the **** off !!!

Christ, Ian Dowie is ******* ugly !

Hahaha !

No, we aren't. Bolton, Charlton, MKD are.

Leeds equalise !

Disappointing that Rotherham are. We really do need to beat them on Tuesday.

A lot of bollocks there, but some sense. For me, the daftest thing was the reference to the "Brighton Conurbation" erm.... W.T.F. ?! A conurbation is an area that has been built up by towns and cities being joined together. West Midlands is a conurbation including Birmingham, Wolverhampton, Dudley, Stourbridge, West Bromwich, Walsall and a significant number of smaller towns. H.T.F. did they arrive at Brighton being a conurbation ?!

If our place is a building site, yours is a travellers' site.

Mario Balotelli, indeed ! So an asshead names himself after a knobhead !!

You need to put her address down for delivery, so that the driver knocks on her door first ! Then you appear and advise the driver of the mistake, and gleefully watch him unload the shopping to you.

For every one of their deluded idiots "boycotting" Sainsburys, there is one of us who will choose Sainsburys as their number 1 choice

I might just listen to "having a slag" on R.B. tonight, should be good for a laugh !