A lot of bollocks there, but some sense.
For me, the daftest thing was the reference to the "Brighton Conurbation" erm.... W.T.F. ?!
A conurbation is an area that has been built up by towns and cities being joined together. West Midlands is a conurbation including Birmingham, Wolverhampton, Dudley, Stourbridge, West Bromwich, Walsall and a significant number of smaller towns.
H.T.F. did they arrive at Brighton being a conurbation ?!