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Oh. I actually thought you were right originally. You know good red wolf (Robin) v bad grey wolf (Sheriff). It does look awesome though. One of my fave Disney films!

Morning @havanatopia. I always thought Disney's Robin Hood was a fox. Learn summat new every day! 2-1 win to the Wolf pack. But we lose by one goal so everything's gravy.

Phone Domino's and make sure LJ's deep pan meat feast has extra jalapeños and pepperoni. The bellend is used to dealing with shit.

It is a lovely place though I'm biased and prefer the place over the estuary having lived there for a couple of years... then again, it's changed so much from what I've been told by friends still living there...

Welcome Holiday Park? I know it well. My cousins and aunt and uncle use it a lot. And I used to skive off Uni in Exmouth and hop on the train over for a beer or several...

Gut feeling says 2-1 loss but hoping for 1-1 draw... oh and Greg will score for Preston...

Perfect for the village green! Proper country bumpkins game is cricket. Nowt like a glorious Sunday avo, flopping on the grass with a scone or two and a pint of scrumpy. Perfick!

I think the same. 1-1 draw. But have a slight feeling it's going to go the other way and Wigan will edge it with an 89th minute worldy. I dunno. Any holes a goal for @Rudolf Hucker.

Who said they were stressed? All I knew was that they had hangovers.

Subs on this sheet...

Four words for you both... HAIR OF THE DOG. Works everytime. Guaranteed.

You sound like my Father In Law. He says exactly the same...

Chatbox is on otib. Click on the menu to like you would to see notifications or to click on your profile. Click on browse and chatbox is an option there.

Morning Hav and all. My neffypoo is a flagbearer today so as much as we are all pissy with LJ, can we all give the kids (including the mascots) a big cheer as they step onto the turf at AG please? And my brother will be in the SS and he is one of those that sits in silence, so if you see him (some of you know who he is), give him a nudge from his big sister and tell him to sing. I don't know what to feel today. I don't know what to bet either. Part of me thinks a win for City, part of me thinks a loss. I have no idea. So I'll say a draw. 1-1. Dreading 5pm... Edit: All those who aren't going (protesting at LJ, exiles, work etc) are welcome in Chatbox. Click Menu>Browse>Chatbox. We can't see you if you lurk so please type hello. And no one is allowed to leave spoilers until @REDOXO has heard it via player!

Morning Hav and all! Going to get a lesson in football I'm afraid today. 4-1 to Newky. 3-5-2 and I hope Mags gets a run too. O'Neil will start I reckon and will be swapped for Hegeler at 45mins. Taylor and Djuric start with a Wilbs appearance 10 mins from time...

So 14 minutes of my life I won't get back but... Wally speaks! Was very vague re the new stadium "we are in talks with UWE" and when asked about a plan B if it does falls through, he says "we will look at other options". No mention of Matty Taylor and the "gentleman's agreement"...

Fixed that for you.

No Wilbs, no GON and no Mags... Hmmmmm.....

Morning Hav and all. Got Derby to win on an accy so I reckon 3-1 home win. More interested in if LJ is in the dugout and if Tammy plays.

Morning Hav and all. I can see today going two ways. Either ROD has an absolute stormer and we lose 1-0 or Matty Taylor has an absolute stormer and we win 2-1 with a goal from the gashead and one from Tommo. I doubt Ekstrand will start as he isn't match fit but I fully expect to see him play for maybe the final 10 and he might get a hostile reaction after his comments earlier in the week. If we lose today, OTIB goes into meltdown. Eeek.

And this is why I like gashead Jake. Doesn't slag us off other than maybe by giving his opinion that we are in free fall, nowt different to what the majority said on here a few days ago. He also openly admits we have more money, better facilities etc. Ah well. Sorry Jake.

Really hope ROD doesn't have a blinder on Saturday... Come on City!

Good evening friends. I also can't be bothered to do the 'alternative' version after today's excitement. So the condensed alternative version is as follows... Sheffield. Somewhere 'oop north' with lots of owls and Hovis. Possibly a shithole. So I think AG will be rocking with MT strolling out on the pitch, even if he isn't on the bench or in the line up. I'm sure he will do a lap for the throng. With the atmosphere tripled compared to previous games, I'm going to say a 1-1 draw though I have a sneaky 2-1 going either way too... Edit: The usual crowd will be in the chat discussing Matty Taylor and the clause in his contract banning him from the City trophy room... join us from kick off.

The alternative version Morning all. Just going to tag @Neo as I know he'd want to see this. Sooooooooo. Nottingham. I've been there a few times as my ex lives there. So I can honestly, hand on heart, confirm it is a shithole. Apart from the giant stone lions in the town centre. Great fun when you've nailed a few bottles of sauvignon blanc and your boyfriend is a prude who you want to annoy... It's northern. Somewhere near Leicester. Nottingham is famous for the legend of Robin Hood and his Merry Men, all camping out in Sherwood Forest. Kind of like the bunch of MPs and pop celebs who 'enjoy time' in Hampstead Heath nowadays. Now you know why Robin called them his 'merry men'. As @havanatopia has mentioned, Nottingham is famous for Boots the company (I've been past their HQ and it looks like a giant block of ice) and also bike making - famous bikes such as Katie Price and Jodie Marsh were made elsewhere so don't include these. On to the Forest team. Currently under the caretaking of Gary Brazil, Mr B has the most exotic and most boring name in the history of planet earth ever. He also spends his Christmases trying to be cracked with a nutcracker, and when that fails (those Brazils are just indestructible), has to dodge sledgehammers and mallets galore. The fans hate Fawaz the owner. Like protests, petitions and good old banners as far as the eyes can see. Coincidentally Steve Cotterill was manager when Fawaz took over. SC was promptly sacked after the sale. Dunno why. They play at the City Ground. This is the actual City Ground (not the nickname for Ashton Gate - which is also known as the city ground affectionately to locals). The probably stole the name from us. Just like Robin Hood stole from the rich to give to the poor. Can't blame them. Finally, why does the Forest logo look like a tree alone at sea? I mean if I saw a solitary tree in the water at Weston, I'd wonder how it got there. Perhaps it's because they are known as Florist. Perhaps they have discovered a horticultural skill and are experimenting with trees. On to today. It's last chance saloon again for LJ. He must be as nervous as Donald Trump's toupee maker, watching his client in a gale force wind. I predict a 2-2 draw. Djuric will finally score. Engvall will be back on his arse, warming the wood. John Cleese is now sat on the bench alongside Pembo, whom he leans across and whispers to LJ "we've got two of them now. Don't mention the bloody war!" So another escape for LJ? We shall see...

post of the day!!! Got to be honest, I swear I read similar on gaschat re Jake being disabled. Can't be 100% though.