Toblerone

The SODOFFs (Sold Out to Dwayne sports Offshore Football Franchise) are never knowingly understood.

Except Bristol Sport grew out of Bristol City and our owner's ambition to do something for the city. They on the other hand sold out to someone they'd never heard of (to avoid going under methinks) and are now just the football and horse-punching franchises of an offshore corporate.

Do the horse punching inbred forkwits not realise that 19000 attendance in a 27000 seater stadium is (a) almost double their attendance this week (b) not padded out with freebies and (c) will mean there are 8000 spare seats (or put it another way, 10 times the number they have)? Of course they sell out every week and would fill our ground with those locked out. Or put it another way, disapppointing that we only got 19000 for a match that was in the box with a daft kck off time.

Dear me, didn't enjoy that one bit. We're a 10th placed team at the moment, I'd have started with Lucic, he'll be our first choice before long and Lee has to bite that bullet soon.

Is that the first time Dwayne Sports (Offshore) Football Franchise (2015) Horse Abusers FC has had an involvement in the 2nd round draw?

But your holding company was formed in 2015, making you less than 2 years old, and the 'football club' is a limited company which has been reconstituted several times in its lifespan.

But they only came into the league in 2015. If they must persist with the 1982 cr@p then their previous incarnations don't count either. BRHPFW (2015) FC have never been above us.

Even funnier if we both made the play offs and, after weeks of 'we're coming for you' we went up and they didn't. It won't happen, we'll end up about 10th this year and they'll be the same. We'll feel like we've missed out and they'll be celebrating a fantastic season.

You know he can't go to night matches until he's in big school.

Surely that should be "Crowed"?

I'm not but our ref is having a 'how many free kicks can you give in 90 minutes' challenge. And it's not that good.

Ultra ****** 2-2 Did forkwit Fc score too?

Indeed, 2-1 here

Salisbury 2 Supermarine 0 in the top game locally if anyone cares.

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The Minimal belongs to the offshore company and not Halfwit FC. They will sell the site for whatever use they can get approval for, make a lot of money and move on.

That many?

I edited your original post, hope you approve.

I had to look it up, home to the mighty Fleetwood in a "winner goes fifth" showdown. Why do the self-appointed "best fans in the galaxy" need to give away tickets for that major attraction? I'll be watching real football in the Southern League. I expect it'll be cold tonight and there is plastic football on the telly so the gate may only be 500. No delusion, no giving tickets away and (probably) no diving or trying to con referees - but we did see 90 minutes of that from a former sag on Saturday (alas).

You overstate the case.

I was going to ask if that is the best part of their ground but I can't, so can someone tell me if that the least awful bit. I built a nicer hen house back in the summer.

which is the gnome please?

fixed that for you

If it ever was our ambition then it was last achieved 16 years ago so, by definition, no longer an ambition. Hope that is clear even to an inbred sag.

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