TV Tom

You better behave yourself cunny funt or you'll get a Knowle West kiss!!

Unbelievable lies, but if you say it for long enough you"ll start to believe it

"The famous blue and white quarters" is one of the biggest myths in football along with " it's more difficult to play against 10 men than 11" "2-0 is a dangerous lead" and "David Beckham was a world class player"

The club bike

You've always been the same throughout your clubs history, always happy to put up with mediocrity, from lying chairmen to thieving chairmen (taking cuts from transfers) it just wouldn't happen at AG

You lot are so easily pleased, that's why Higgs took the piss for so long, when are you going to show some fight and start asking some serious questions of your owners?

Disturbing photos of young Rovers fans in the post, one with a Stanley knife in his hand with a message "Millwall away days"

You seem very keen Woodsy!!

The old crown, that's it, about 15 years ago when I was working in Uley, apparently all the shenanigans was in one of the Sunday tabloids, the landlord was very talkative after a few ciders!!

Don't think it was called the Kings Head, the Crown?

I get the impression you are a young whippersnapper Fordy so this would of been when you were a young pup, is that pub still there?

Well known mate, I was working there for a while and used to go in a little pub there, the Crown? Talk of the village

Is the "swinging" still going on in Uley?

I lived in Bedminster for many years, used to be part of Somerset "The City is ours"? What part of Bristol do you live in?

Still on here? Sad doSad do

07:00 in the morning and you're already posting on here, you must lead a very sad life, still living with mummy?

Mason award ?

Phil, are you not concerned that Parkes has chosen basement Orient over the richest club outside the Premiership

I'd rather win 1 out of 10 than lose 8 out of 8, terrible stats though

Brentford have a 100 per cent failure rate compared to PNE's 90 per cent, both shocking records

Can't say I miss the derbies because we have nothing to gain and everything to lose, always been the same with the exception of our 2-1 FA cup win at Eastville in the early 80s when we were actually in a lower division than you for the only occasion in my lifetime, it' like Port vale V Stoke, Notts County V Forest or Walsall V WBA, the little team's cup final against their far bigger and generally superior neighbours, personally I hope we never have to play you again

If Leeds come calling he'd be mad not to go, he's in a win/win situation, if he succeeds he's a hero and if he fails it would all be down to a nutty chairman, if he has any ambition he'd be gone as he's taken Rovers as far as they can go

Not sure why people seem so concerned that we have such a big thread about our nearest and bitterest rivals, surely this is natural? Of course if the thread annoys people, you can just ignore it

The gas posters on here talk a lot of sense, shouldn't lower ourselves to their petty standards of banning posters of the "other" team

It's a BCFC forum, what do you expect, is the Rovers forum any different to ours with the disdain shown towards their cross city rivals? Personally I wouldn't know as I don't waste time trolling other teams forums