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On 04/04/2023 at 09:23, Stortz said:

Amir Khan has pissed hot from the Brook fight.

How shite would he have been without the PEDs haha.

Another one snorting eggs...  

On 23/03/2023 at 15:00, Magger1 said:

Is that angus on his balcony 

Only if he's stood on a crate! 

Should do a soccer PM.

Late night viewing.

Taking penalties against babes in lingerie.

23 hours ago, spudski said:

Think how hypocritical we are as humans, where we deplore violence in general,

 

 

 

We don't.

23 hours ago, spudski said:

Think how hypocritical we are as humans, where we deplore violence in general, but will pay to watch and be entertained by boxing and cage fighting.

 

See that is not a deplore.

23 hours ago, spudski said:

boxing and cage fighting.

Where I have been.

I do not deplore it.

On 07/03/2023 at 11:28, spudski said:

 Where the intention is to knock someone out, injure them. Often the injuries life changing. And we pay to enjoy it, because it's legalised. Loosely..the only difference I can see, compared to hooliganism is it's controlled, legal, insured, rules. If someone dies from their injuries, it's seen as a tragic accident...yet the intention is to do as much harm as possible!

 

I have knocked opponents out.

You win by the means you win.

My intent was not to injure anybody.

My intent was to compete.

To challenge myself.

To keep pushing myself further.

To win a fight with my own fears.

To win.

To improve.

In todays open minded climate of tolerance it will be like Lears fool.

Hemp is more effective than trees at storing carbon.

Bristol sport need to sell hemp products.

Say yes to hemp.

14 hours ago, phantom said:

Without wanting to be really negative about this "the singing" section will have now been in practically every __cpLocation in the ground, it always comes back to positioning, acoustics etc etc

Maybe it's just down to us not having enough vocal support? 

Come on fine man from Wessun.

You know better than that. 

Your mates included some vocalists.

You can help fans to be louder and you can make fans quieter. 

People behave differently in different parts of the ground.

Easing things a teensy weensey bit in the old A block could raise a decibel now and again.

Dont call anything a singing section mind,

2 hours ago, NOTBLUE said:

We’ll I’m getting a bit long in the tooth now,but have been considering moving back to A/B block,if others from the corner section want to move there in numbers all the better,now where did I store my Pringle jumpers and Los jeans.

There is stil some  original chaps present.

Its dark wash and black rinse Lois with a Goose from Canada for the long toothed chaps now.

1 hour ago, Super said:

Ultras 

With big drums.

And megaphones.

And tifo.

In the Dolman. 

More chance of seeing the stewards ******* a polar bear.

3 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

The whole acoustic excuse is never shown up better than at Ashton Gate, where when it was the home end, everyone complained that the acoustics the Atyeo stand were rubbish.....

 

Back in yonder 2006 when City fans petitioned Steve the sketch was.

The Atyeo had never become the home end.

It was rubbish versus.

The East End SOUND and feel.

3 hours ago, Robbored said:

Cutting off your nose to spite your face there AD 

Not at all this moral high ground is a work out at altitude ..

On 19/11/2022 at 23:16, Portland Bill said:

After 40 years of watching City home and away ( roughly 75 away league grounds) I can 100% say that I now prefer watching non league football.

Pay your fiver or tenner, have a drink, no hassle, no jobsworth stewards, no posturing on the terraces, stand where you want, no hassle parking, more entertainment on the pitch, no falling over when touched, and very little diving and cheating. 
What’s not to like!.

Went to Manor Farm Melksham saturaday.

My legs still work I can stand and walk.

I could walk around the ground.

No bouncing mind.

But the freedom none of the you cant do that there and stand there only where we tell you to do that and where. 

Lived again the fantasy of attempting to head wayward shots behind the goal.

Stood on the side observed the local Farmyard yoot with decked out in joggers and attempted imitation badge on the arm jackets..

On the second lap of the pitch men were seen indulging in that working class past time smoking. 

Three quid for  a pint for Thatchers .. I nearly gave up decades of teetotalism to a have a pint by the pitch.

So much to like while Ashton Gate has become so much meh.

Drugs at football.

Anybody remember a game in the late eighties  v Blackpool or Bolton or Bournemouth or was it Brentford when Dolman A turned into a giant bong?

I can't.

4 minutes ago, OliOTIB said:

The start of the chant,

A long time ago in Bristol town, what are the other words before hark now hear?

I will give you one word.

Its, Its .. SO.

12 minutes ago, Homer Simpson said:

Might not be fuel, but definitely emissions. 

Dont be cynical.

Rees can levitate across continents. 

He will heal pollution and the ozone layer and everything.

A metro in the sky will be built and run on vegan gasses to get us to that arena where he wants and only his business buddies want.

6 minutes ago, CyderInACan said:

We'll all be teleporting everywhere by then! 

Marvin does already.

No fuel emissions with that man. 

12 hours ago, nebristolred said:

What a strange individual.

Its a joke.

Once in yonder Somerset fields there was an alternative festival.

It isnt now.

£340 is too cheap.

Riff raff can still afford that.

To make the festival more diverse it needs to be at least £500. a day.

4 hours ago, sticks 1969 said:

Not city related but 25 years ago today England got the point they needed to reach France 98 . I’m sure some of the old city faces where there . Great write up of the bbc football website 

England took an army.

The Italian OB wanted and looked for combattimento and got combattimento.

From thousands.

Was in a big group with the legend that was Beanie.

When a calmer head was needed to calm the ones without Bean was it.

Rome was not a place to be caught on your own.

Three Bros.

Vegan burger.

Fed it to the Seagulls.

14 hours ago, Tin Soldier said:

Well said.

One away day on Eagle travel that I do recall (there were lots), was when we went to Leicester away in the FA Cup at Filbert street. Jackie did the business on the pitch and Eagle travel did the biz off the pitch.
Full coach going up, 6 City fans on the coach on the way home! One mad day.
Not gonna share too many details on here but you were always guaranteed a lively day out. Great fun.

Underground Bar in Krakow.

Small group of City sat at a table.

Team of Polish skins come in.

One big skin strides up and says "you have ten seconds to leave our bar now".

Beanie turns looks the skinhead up and down with disdain and utters this.

"Bristol City is running the show and we will leave in ten minutes".

Bean turns back around leaving Bald leader not knowing what to say or do.

That was it .. Beaned.

The airs deflating out of England away.

The November games where around the Beanies birthday.

Some of use went because Beanie went.

To be on that table listening to that world view was special.

Bless you Mandy, Magic and all the family ..

4 hours ago, The Coach said:

Lacock 

Lovely place.

Watch thyselves.

Its pronounced Laycock.

3 hours ago, Tin Soldier said:

Which is why the Tom Thumb song was sung by everyone. 

Not even close.

It caused incredulity.

As it was sung by hooligans.

Theirs. 

As their trigger to frequently do their stuff.   

19 hours ago, TomF said:

Instant disqualification for playing Sweet Caroline 

I was in a relationship with a Caroline.

She wasn't sweet.

And she turned out to be vile.

EUFA need to step in.