Son of Fred

Apologies-systems failure(like the gas yesterday).

Not Aliens-time travellers,us from our own future-supporters of a shit future football team with few fans,hoovering up a few bus full of mysterious appearing/dissapearing super fans for their own use..

Said the actress to the Bishop......

A poor 45 mins as poor as some we have seen this season will see the game effectively over.. We can't have that luxury today and need to be out of the blocks. The only chink of light for me is they are so forwards looking,attacking at every opportunity-could leave them open to the counter,so need a bit of pace in our side today.

Would actually make it all the more remarkable-they have momentum and belief-crucial ingredients,so no surprises to anyone should they do it. The surprise would be if such a rapid rate of ascent is sustainable,and that they were to flourish at such an altitude. My money would be on sudden decompression,with emergency descent to a less rarified environment..

Off you go then.....maybe as a replacement for coming here you could get in touch with 'Mike' who txt's Twentypence every week at rb with his drivel.. You would make a lovely pair(i use the term very loosely)and be in text heaven!

The book was much better,Fordy....

Or pooh time again....

Saved!!

Penalty..shit

Zonal marking..…...

With you on this one.. Barnsley chop 1,Real Bristol 1.... Pleased to hear your Dads funeral went well...

Shanks's pony???

How about we swap Engval for Taylor??.... But we keep our pies..... And Clarke??.....classless,graceless,senseless.........

Bless you Hav,and may your dear dad rest in peace-he will always look over you,and has the best of all seat's for tonight..sincerest condolences to you and yours..

Better than the speedboat!

I hope he rang the coastguard before 'flushing....a danger to shipping with that in the channel.

I don't wish promotion for you,could never do that,but should you get up-bring it on..........I don't think Rovers are remotely ready for Championship football as yet and would enjoy a very tough time of it if somehow scrapeing a path..

I don't like Derby........

Are you a professional gynecologist??..

Surprisingly even game-..1-1

Thanks.. boring day at work-made me smile!..

You won't beat the Atyeo trouser trumpet...

No.just random..