PA announcer telling the kiddies to stay off the pitch...or they get blasted by the white supremicists tanks, waiting outside. Or did I hear that wrong just then?
I still haven't met a nice South Africaan, but there's time yet. Can't see that big Terrible Blancmange bloke anywhere, although that might be stretching the forgiveness a bit far for some. Plus, he is dead, mind...
We could have done with Dave Floyd here, out on the park, with some of his half-baked "entertainment" during the longer speeches...probably a bit wet for him. Health & Safety might have prohibited this...
Barack O'Bama, or BOB, as he's popularly known, of course, wittering on now. Playing to the crowd. Want this to finish now, so we can get started on the buffet. Going to catch a few words with Dubya, hopefully...
Some bloke droning on a bit, now. Probably stalling, while they try to get the punters in and fill these orange seats...and for Steve and his Botswana mob to get here. Come on Steve...
It's a real "Who's who" of world leaders here today. "Who's that?" I just asked the bloke behind me. "That's Goodluck Jonathan, President of Nigeria," I was told, by a short arse bloke that looked like that short arse bloke out of that U2 pop group. Wonder if Cotts will be "Goodluck Steven," or "Noluck Sean" like poor old SOD?