wendyredredrobin

Who is this Mayonaise bloke they keep talking about?

I can see insects in that beard.

2 minutes ago, Southstandoriginal said:

 

Ho ho ho

3 minutes ago, B block said:

If my math serves me correct then if dopey makes them do extra training he will need to ensure his centre backs don’t work more than 47 hours in any week or the nmw office will be on the blower

Not much chance of that. 89 mins at a push.

27 minutes ago, CotswoldRed said:

Rounded up. Generously 

My Dad is a gashead. With c.1000 fans it's probably about right. 

So when you were born, they counted your fingers and said OMG it's a Sheed.

1 minute ago, Portred said:

Such a weird league they're in.  No matter how bad their form is, how many games they lose, they remain 6 points off relegation and 5 points off the play offs !!

Yeah, I checked the table and nothing had changed.  A few teams have a game in hand though.  Not sure what the Sags have in hand.

Clarification post on Sagchat:

lordjusticegashead Club Legend 2 hours ago

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8 minutes ago, CotswoldRed said:

In some small way you have to feel sorry for the 0.1% of gasheads who are human. 

Very sorry state. 

That many?

Last 7 matches

Lost          Scunthorpe

Lost          Swindon kids L2

Lost           Notts County L2

Lost           West Ham kids

Won           MK Dons

Lost            Rochdale

Lost            Hammered by Shrews

Out of every cup competition

Sliding down division 3

Can't be looking great for Dopey can it?

May be worth watchin Scunny stuffin em.  They are havin a decent season so far, 5th in the table. another bad let down today could be the beginning of the end for Dopey.

Scunny matchday thread has started   Come on The Iron.

Ground capacity 9000 so 10000 sags locked out.

Saudi princes arrested and Saudi billionaires have had their assets frozen.  Corruption seems rife. Are Wally and his merry band affected by any of this.

The Mem will soon be frozen too as it has no pitch heating.

Heard A gas fan yeaterday mention the possibility of the club being taken over by a chinese consortium.  Well firstly, the chinese are more shrewd than that and secondly, they will insist on them playing in red.

I suppose that means that they can now include auatralian jockeys in their away following.

That blue and white shirt looked real from a distance.

Value of the Mem?  I understand that an arcre amounts to around 15 building plots, so assuming it is around 2 acres, it can't be worth more than £8m even before development costs.  I'm not sure what it would be worth for commercial property, but if a loan of £10m has been secured on it, what kind of valuation makes it worth that?

Deduct the cost of building 30 houses on it at say 150k per house, that reduces the land value to circa £4m.

10 minutes ago, Wanderingred said:

Rumred is spot on. I don't know how others feel but the integrity of sport is more important to me than a cheap laugh at the blue few. Well done to their fans that boycotted the game. If this competition is a success then we could well be playing Stoke City B in a league game one day. This is what they are planning and it needs to be stopped.

We beat their A team (or most of it). I don't worry too much about beating their B team.  Look at the B team we put out against Watford.

Get your point though. This competition is a joke.  Just make it a L1 and L2 competitiin like it was.

The Carebo Cup is heading in a similar direction though.

Rumred, I get your position, but withour this competition, I would have had a boring evening in front of the box instead of the dustbin thread comedy I have been treated to.  It is an embarassment to British football I know, but so are that team of numpties in yhe other quarter of the city (not really half of the city any more).  More of an embarassment to Bristol football.

Just wish I realised it was a fiver and thought to become a Swindle supporter for one day only.

2 minutes ago, Bs11lad said:

Don't taint yourself my lovely mock fromantic afar 

Nothing like mocking the real thing mate.  Worth more than a fiver for the hilarity. I paid more than that to see Dave Allen 30 years ago.

19 minutes ago, RumRed said:

Ideally the crowd would be zero.  One day we’ll end up back in that competition and the same people taking the piss will ask why those teams, and their supporters, didn’t have the guts to do something about it now.  I do wonder if some people enjoy taking the piss out of the Gas more than they enjoy football.

Hopefully, not inmy lifetime.

I only live about 2 miles from the mem. Should've gone tonight for a fiver. Even more of a laugh than following it on OTIB. in the Swindle corner of course.  Cummon, how much entertainment for a fiver. Would love to have heard the fans chants and reaction assuming you could hear the reaction of less than 1,500.

Slagchat in meltdown yet again thinking that L2 is beckoning for next season.

They are now s**t scared of what Scunny will do to them on Saturday.

9 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

That's not their style.

 

 

Apparently it was in The Post.

1 minute ago, PHILINFRANCE said:

1,657, including 197 from Swindon apparently.

Bloody hell, andfor a local derby as well.  Thats just plain embarassing.  With freebees and concessions, must have netted about 5 grand.  I say netted because expenses were greater than that so another loss making game.

Still can't find out what their attendance was at £5 per head tonight.  Are they to embarrassed too publish it.

3 minutes ago, BanburyRed said:

4000+ tonight for Chester vs Wrexham

#justsaying

But they count sheep too.

I hear rumours that the fence is about to be reposessed.