Red Bill

I do believe we are in the play-offs............. Oh, alright, there are a few games to go..........

Just now, EstoniaTallinnRed said:

Gas losing 3-1 now

There is a god!

Just now, Major Isewater said:

We're due then .

I do like an optimist!

1 hour ago, Southstandoriginal said:

Why are all kit launches at all clubs advertised with these ridiculous stiff poses. They look like they've making their way gingerly to the gents after a double strength vindaloo and a gallon of Bass.

Too late by the look on the goalies face.

Disgraceful!  These stag do's should be banned!  Dragging down the standing of this country!  Shameful!

2 minutes ago, havanatopia said:

How many on target?

Sounds like its everything but the kitchen sink heading for the Daggers goal to be fair.

14

Gas have had 26 shots on goal!

I hate going to QPR and hearing them chant "you're welsh and you know you are".  Difficult to respond to but suggest we try "you're just a bunch of pikies".

8 minutes ago, stawey said:

its my birthday today  72 so a 7 2 result would be very nice

I, too, am 72 and wish you a very happy birthday.  It would be the cream on the cake for a victory eh?...............

You might like to hear an independent opinion of the gas.  An acquaintance of mine - a life-long Wimbledon supporter, experienced his first visit to our dear rivals and described them as "the most unpleasant, ignorant, moronic bunch of hooligans he had ever come across at a football ground".  I rest my case.

1 hour ago, Eddie Hitler said:

I actually took Advanced Gasonometry as an option at college. I don't remember all of it but a typical question was:

Away Games:

3,000 travelling gasheads arrive at Wycombe (three part question, 12 points available)

a) If the away capacity is 2,500 how many fans are locked out, and how many is this reported as being in the Bristol Evening Post (2 points each, 4 points in total)

b) How many police horses will be punched after the game if (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total)

c) How many sheeds will have been in the home end if  (i) Rovers win (ii) the game is drawn (iii) Wycombe win (1 point each, bonus point if all three answers are correct, 4 points in total)

Is the answer William Shakespeare?

I thought being in the crowd at Fulham was one of the best days of my life................this runs it a close second.  Bloody wonderful!

1 minute ago, Nicky Morgan's Organ said:

I very much suspect Bobby Reid and Peter Reid are related...

Yes, there is a likeness!

1 minute ago, Major Isewater said:

I remember the days of SuperBob , Goater or Andy Cole when we could play rubbish and  always be in with a chance to steal the points with just one attack .

Those were the days.

2 minutes ago, bristolcitysweden said:

So when you are at a game shouting COME ON YOY REDS!! you are not allowed to do it again for 15 min?

God save the Queen.

Good point (except for the queen bit)

2 minutes ago, !james said:

Are you broken? You posted that exact comment 15 mins ago. You seem more strange than usual this evening. 

It cannot be the booze.  Only millionaires can get pissed in Sweden.  I tried, but........failed

7 hours ago, RedLionLad said:

Was the stadium half empty or half full?

Yes

14 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

I'm sure there's a joke about a caber somewhere but I can't think why.

Thank god!

1 minute ago, Fordy62 said:

If anyone wants a consolation, Freeman looks like the Freeman of last season. 

Thank you.

3 minutes ago, finbarr_in_z said:

Indeed. Flint probably pays more than £3 for a haircut.

He was robbed.

BBC say 0 shots on goal.  Mmmm

Would someone kindly explain the off-side rule to Codger please!

There are nine of them.....................is that it?  Is that the total of their support?  Where are the other 5 or 6?

Half an hour gone and not one goal in the championship.............odd!

Twenty minutes left and still no subs ffs!