Gert Mare

3 hours ago, cityal said:

but.... but.... Their sprinklers ARE championship ready!

 

just dont ask about the plans for a new stadium, stands tents at their exising dump, training ground, disabled persons stand, new facilities beyond the new bar entrance canopy, their playing staff, their finances, transfer budget or the owners.

The Colony was a “Game Changer” wasn’t it?

2 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Graham Coughlan unveiled as new Mansfield Town manager

Coughlan is delighted to get a job at an ambitious club

"The opportunity to manage a club like Mansfield Town, with the ambition at this football club, the facilities, was an absolute mammoth attraction."

 

 

Where things don’t take as much time....like NEVER!

17 minutes ago, boatman said:

Par for the course to blame the Ted’s! Always the victim. Boo hoo  

36 minutes ago, Super said:

Just a matter of time

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31 minutes ago via mobile Tilly's Thighs, toddy1953, and 7 more like this Quote   Post by bag Time for us Gas, faithful and true, to come to the front and show this Squad what we as supporters are all about. Invade the pitch, start a riot, punch a horse and blame the Shitheads for everything. Screw the Alq's, screw the Board, let's constantly check the City score on our phones and show them that no matter what, we're still obsessed with Ted’s and utterly Tinpot.   **** the Gas!!!!

Fixed

Amen to this.....

Tinpot you are Rovers....

2 hours ago, Miah Dennehy said:

Lost 2-1 mate

I always know when City are losing thanks to Gasheads. Had a message this morning asking why I was quiet today which read “Oh I know, because the shit lost”.

Standard.

Being a Sheed I responded and admitted that I am used to the inconsistency of our team, unlike my Gas Sheed score informant when I asked him how Rovers got on against Mansfield. I didn’t receive a response until Lee Mansell slotted home the winning penalty against Grimsby a year later.

Oh well not much longer and Rovers will be coming for us again. Better get that claim out quick with a photo of JCH before he is sold in the January window.

Fair play to you Miah for admitting that you were in that video checking the City score. You have now made a significant personal contribution to the gift that keeps on giving  

On 08/12/2019 at 12:41, Busterrimes said:

I've attached the Vlog because they slate the gash

Surely this is Ted’s putting on a fake accent just to try and confirm their delusional bull about Rovers supposedly being obsessed about Ted’s?

Everyone knows that City are obsessed with Rovers and that Rovers don’t care about a club that was only formed in 1982, Dean Windass, remember that goal by Lambert? Basso didn’t even move!

Rovers fans only care about Rovers and are faithful and true. Rovers are as big as West Brom and Sunderland fans love the Gas more than the Ted’s cuz City cheated at Coventry in 1977, typical shitheads, oh but that was pre-1982 so that actually never happened. 
 

This video just conclusively proves what we as City fans have known for years....they are not the victims, they are totally obsessed with City and you can’t even mention City to them unless the sentence finishes..”are losing”.

Long live this thread. They hate it because it is full of the truth about the Sags (and they know it too!) 

How are City getting on?

The Sags scored against the run of play mind #comingforus

9 hours ago, Portred said:

On holiday in Tenerife, was walking along the seafront today with the wife and kids, both me boys (7 & 9 years old) had city shirts on and a gas **** walked past ( in his 50’s at least) and called my boys shitheads !! I was naturally fuming. My response tho was met with silence and heads down. 
‘happy anniversary mate’

A grown man swearing at kids.
 

 

The absolute lady garden !! 

Standard response. However, in BS30 they would probably get spat at or worse. Support of your team is interpreted as a direct attack on them. That's how ####ing ridiculous they are!

The USB flash drive came out with more than enough storage for their Watney Cup, promotion in 73-74 & 90 success YouTube videos to be stored...Unfortunately YouTube didn't exist then so they had to do with their grainy VHS tapes.

That was quite a quiet gap day yesterday, considering it’s been 19 years. Just goes to prove how insignificant they have become.

Next year will be the biggy though. We should have a big East End event and get Colin Daniel along as guest speaker.

Or perhaps we could invite current England International Callum Hudson-Odoi who being born on 7th November 2000 has never known anything other than City being above the Gas....Let that reality sink in....Mind The Gap...coming for us mind!

Gappy Anniversary.....19 years in our shadow.....Mind The Gap

Two words for last night.....THE GIFT  

12 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Row M mate, not N. 

Bloody Teds always exaggerating for comedic effect. 

M for Mansfield....too painful to add that row. Better to pretend it never happened.

8 hours ago, BS4 on Tour... said:

“We’re Roverzzz supporters, we’re loyal and true, and we will follow the boys in blue, and white ...” 

(Unless there’s footy on the telly, it’s raining, clashing with Great British Bake Off, Cricket on Sky, Cricket at Gloucestershire, cycle race within 30 miles, half price White Lightning at Eastville Tesco, Karaoke at Patchway Social Club,  Tote End reunion at Eastville IKEA, queuing to worship at the altar of Dean Windass, paying to watch Irene on Babestation, filming themselves listing all the reasons why it’s ‘unlucky da shit’, registering on every other clubs’ forums to crave attention and affirmation that everyone loves the gas better than ‘da shit’, phoning Talksport to tell the nation that the gas take ‘massive numbers away’ - etc etc etc)

Yeah, I think that just about covers it....

15 minutes ago, Miah Dennehy said:

I've never seen that before. I really can't think of anything to say.

He must be related to Gloucester Gas....

14 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

I can’t remember that game. 

What happened..?!

Apparently Rovers were banging on about the playoffs and fell out of the football league altogether instead, thanks to......Mansfield who had to wear Rovers away kit because their shirts clashed with Rovers clown outfits.

Up pops Sir Colin, Rovers fans punch their own steward, storm onto the pitch, punch police officers, punch a horse, go through two divorces and all through the Thatcher years and then blame the whole thing on ‘Gurt Teds’. Sweet

So, whilst up in my loft today I stumbled across this nostalgic beauty from 1990.....

And a startling prediction for Rovers on the back......

Well....they do wear the same kit.....

9 hours ago, martnewts said:

Another one of theirs covering himself in glory. Apparently a prominent member of supporters club and worked bars at the mem 

https://www.devonlive.com/news/churchgoer-travelled-bristol-mcdonalds-exeter-3316556

The only thing he is sorry for is being caught, the sick ****.

You can’t rehabilitate these people, it’s part of their make up.

The only treatment they deserve is to be locked up and dealt with by the inmates.

***!

13 hours ago, Red Right Hand said:

I think we talked about it at the time and the consensus was that we start a new dustbin thread after they scraped their way back into the league.

We can resurrect the other one in a season or two or start another called something like `Bristol Rovers administration/bankruptcy dustbin thread`.

The ‘Bristol Rovers Liquidation thread’ has a nice ring to it.

20 hours ago, 22A said:

Page 20 of today's "Metro"; a Leeds fan applied to become Spurs manager in 1999. His only experience is the game Football Manager.

Spurs wrote back with a rejection letter. He now has a collection of 68 rejection letters and wants to complete a set of all 92 EFL & Prem clubs.

Due to his experience, would he get a rejection from the gas?

If his salary demands are well below the national minimum wage and his philosophy is ‘lump it forward and aim for Big Dev’ then he will no doubt displace the foinal turd currently at the helm.

19 hours ago, cidercity1987 said:

http://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15029/praise-kosovo

Those thick ***** don't even know the offside rule. 

'how could lino not see Sancho 2 yards offside when he was right in line!!'

'Not a fan of VAR but when officials are so blatantly incompetent as last night , I mean the offside was not millimetres it was Metres!'

Square balls with the goalscorer being behind the ball obviously not a thing in League One.

 

They’ve never seen a proper football match in their lives. Goal hanging hoofball is more their style.

14 hours ago, Bristol Rob said:

It's been a few weeks since Wally talked about the new stadium at the fruit market.... 2 year delivery wasn't it?

Anyone seen how it is progressing?

It now becomes obvious why Wally doesn’t give timescales.....However, I know a man who does......”Unlucky Da Shit”!

10 hours ago, BanburyRed said:

Is that who the GHS went to see at the Man Bar in Blackpool?...

Be careful of the liberal snowflakes taking your jibe at the Sags completely out of context and turning it into a direct attack on the LGBT community mind!

6 hours ago, WhistleHappy said:

Flipping heck.  Where have all the Gasheads gone?, 

Seems like its such boring place to be nowadays that even the camp Pirate has resorted to amusing himself by attacking the phonelines with his cutlass.

As per my warning to BanburyRed....beware the snowflakes.

We seem to be running a bit thin on Sag material by digressing to whether female commentators should be allowed in the men’s game.

All I know is that anyone who attends the Minimal Tented Village to report on their match and doesn’t blow smoke up the arses of the faithful and true will immediately be branded as a ‘Gert Ted’ and abused in their ‘loved all over the country’ family club manner.

Anyway, let’s get back on point......’Ave it!

13 hours ago, JackofromSanJavier said:

A mate tells me that some from on here have offered a few 'constructive' posts over there on that forum (although much less important than your own posting there Cots).  Some have been booted out quickly as 'Dirty Teds', whilst others are just resting over there as quiet members, waiting for a dull few days, in readiness to post some nonsense that the gullible hordes will latch onto and run with if the g4s happen to stop entertaining us by mistake.  

I understand they're known as 'sleepers'…………. so my mate tells me.  

I know at least one who is on there. He purposely comes out with completely deluded comments that are really far fetched. Amazingly some of the delusional ones actually agree with and like some of his posts. I think he goes under the name of Henbury Gas or something like that?

12 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

I’d tell them to F’ right off, don’t want any of them near AG. They said they’d watch from the pavements so let them prove it.

If they play on a pitch we will watch them from the car park. It’s what we do because we’re so tight fisted like our owners!

10 hours ago, weepywall said:

Probably watching Hot Fuzz with the village idiot wearing one of the famous quarters

I watched this in Longwell Green cinema and as soon as the Sag shirt came out with the camp pirate marker penned out I heard some Saggies shouting “Yes!” whilst spanking their monkeys inside of their popcorn tub.