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They were asking “Whur r all you gurt Ted’s then?” on Saturday and they were all singing the blues, but as always, the gift immediately gives back. The ‘******* snake’ who we are supposed to be ‘spitting all over with hatred’ notches, we win 3-0, they lose and their tent is round the wrong way.
Yes we are still here Sags, you lost and you have got to swallow that bitter bitter snake pill again!!!! Fantastic!
You lot always shoot your bolt far too early. When will you ever learn? Tinpot. Mind the Gap!
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1 minute ago, 054123 said:
Sadly not at the game today, but my football Svengali has just provided the following half time analysis
“Looking like a side who have sold their best players and replaced them with shit “
Your Svengali isn’t far wrong, although Hunt and Weimann look ok in fairness.
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1 minute ago, BobBobSuperBob said:
Let’s be honest here
That performance is one of a side staring straight down the barrels of a relegation scrap
You can see it a mile off, and the worst thing is that Boro haven’t exactly come at us all guns blazing either?!
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Boos at halftime.
We sold the spine of the team, what do we honestly expect?
We are poor and you can sense the drop in energy levels.
It’s flatter than a pancake here today. It’s sad really.
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We are a below average looking side in every department. Like Bricktop said Boro are going through us like a knife through butter. Feed them to the pigs Errol.
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It’s about scoring goals, not this shitty tippy tappy bollocks without any end product. It was a given that Boro would have one chance and score whilst we were pissing about with possession. What a gift too. Worse than comical.
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55 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said:
It was going to be full of tits either way.
More opportunity for boob cricket then?!
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Not only have they blatantly copied our PR on the release of their new shirts, but they have opted for the Tesco Carrier Bag look again.
I wonder if they are selling “Value” tracksuit tops to go with it?
DC: We need cash for some new players?
Wally: We need a new pitch. Pitch comes first. LIDL have a sale on. 5 more journeymen going for free in the Charity Bucket.
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Bristol Rovers fans played a huge part in convincing Alex Rodman to join the Gas
Gas' new winger gives his first interview
He told the club's site : "I'm absolutely delighted now and can't wait to get ready.
Rodman says one of the biggest attractions was playing in front of the Gas ' fans.
"The fan base here is one of the main attractions.
I remember playing here years ago in a night game on a Friday night and the place was absolutely rocking. There was boob cricket, racial abuse, horse punching, burning City shirts, spitting, attacking their own stewards, punching opposing players in the back of the net, pitch invasions, multiple arrests and more banning orders than you could shake a stick at.”
"It's somewhere I've always managed to do quite well at, as Rovers have been dogshit for many years now. Someone reminded me that they have been below City for almost 18 years now! I think someone mentioned the goal scoring record I've had against Bristol Rovers, which is quite good.
"Hopefully I can do that for Bristol Rovers but playing against them at the ground over the years, the atmosphere has been toxic and hopefully we can replicate the success I had with Shrewsbury last year and the place will be rocking this year, unless the fake sheikhs make a significant investment in the ramshackled tented commune”.
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10 minutes ago, Monkeh said:
Yes we can, its in a porta cabin and now will be in a broom cupboard, our shop is still about a million times better
a massive fan base deserves it, they took 90k to wembely for the conference play off final mind
If you listen to the deluded fewers where I live they are “As big as City”, “One of the biggest clubs in League One”, In fact they are “Too big for League One”, their fan base is “Huge”, but some have just become a bit disillusioned, have lost interest a bit and, “Don’t bother to go down anymore”, but they still “Hate the ******* shit”. Their away support is one of the “Best in the land” and they believe that they are the “envy of a lot of other clubs”, all of which “Hate the shit” and have a “Soft spot for Rovers” as Rovers are a “Proper club”, unlike the “Franchise Shit”. Dean Windass is still their biggest legend. It used to be Ricky Lambert, but he went to Southampton and didn’t mention the Rovers as being one of his former clubs that helped his career to get him recognised to play for England. Didn’t stop them masturbating over him when he played and scored for England, but it severely dampened his legend status. FTG FTS!
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I see they have been splashing the invisible cash on another released player today. 6th richest club in England mind!
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6 hours ago, BoneyardTIM said:
Buy the kit and you get a free Matty Taylor head on a stick
They have even got a section dedicated to ‘Victim Support’
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9 hours ago, Super said:
Oh and it will be a round one in the middle of the room. Moving with the 80’s. It’ll be like “Cheers” at the San Giro. With “Gurt Ted” Danson
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On 30/05/2018 at 11:37, BCFC11 said:
Nice to see the Post jumping on their obsession over attendances......
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/who-record-attendance-league-two-1619499
The new Wembley had just opened. Ted’s went as well to see the new ground and hope that Rovers would lose. Inflated figures due to Wembley being ‘new’.
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15 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:
I’m impressed that they managed to raise the £6 for company formations.
They didn’t. They charged it against the San Giro (Prowed Park).
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7 minutes ago, Red Right Hand said:
looks like the EP have taken this down now - the link doesn`t work anyway and goes to an error page.
I can`t think why they`ve felt the need to remove such a reasoned and well thought out critique though.
They probably received the standard death threats from the family club tote end neanderthals.
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18 minutes ago, Monkeh said:
Is that the family club who’s never won the award for being a family club that pretty much every football club has won
That’s the one. Perhaps they will rename the corrugated roof area between the Blackthorn End and the Cricket Pavilion the “Bristol Post Racist Enclosure”
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1 hour ago, Red Army 75 said:
Think it’s starting to hit home with the fewers. That wally isn’t all he’s been made out to be . Nice bloke though
The blue and white glitter is falling off of the Gas turd.
But they are a self confessed massive family club and they are ready for evolution (in whatever millennium that turns out to be) and Wally is a really really lovely man.
They are so deluded over at the Big Top that it’s like a Waco Texas tribute.
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15 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:
Fair play to them. I’m not surprised they are getting excited. Like they do on any player they sign . Just signed ed upson . First person to guess the fee
11d and a barrel of Watneys?
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On 19/05/2018 at 07:57, Miah Dennehy said:
We are still primarily a football club
Don’t you hold the league record for squatting in stadiums?
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Have you seen the write up in the Evil Post? Must have been tongue in cheek......
There is a part where they talk about some group and in brackets write (SAG)
It apparently took a team of Project Managers 14 months to decide which tent to buy and 2 days to erect.
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1 hour ago, BCFC11 said:
No.
’We are the marquee end’
Wig Wam Bam I think?
Anyway, that have shut Ye Olde Flowerpot in Kingswood.....another Gas haunt bites the dust.
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Posted · Edited by Cheesleysmate
Oh they had to hear the commentary and delight of snakey scoring.
Brilliant! They must have been voming with the intensity of the pain!