Gert Mare

On this day in 1986 a massive 3,576 Sags (and 20,000 locked out) turned up to watch their last ever match as Eastvile Squatters. En masse they piled into the IKEA end and paid a massive 50p for their programme which had a picture of them unsurprisingly scoring against “The Shit” on the front. (Not at all obsessed with us are they?) Massive Club.

25 minutes ago, Hello said:

well I guess half your squad are going to **** off and better themselves in the summer aren't they

Yep. Whilst you scrounge for free transfers and journeymen.

11 hours ago, Rich said:

Like wise Major. I had to google him (heard he likes that). Evidently he's been with them for seven seasons and made 318 appearances, Sadly four of those seasons were in the fourth tier of English football, one season was spent outside the English league system and the last two, at level three of the English league system. So, it's no wonder people haven't heard of him, But, to them, he's a "Legend".

Tinpot. Even being quoted in the same breath as Accrington Stanley as shit places for Sunderland to visit next season.....and they still talk about themselves as a big club.

Incidentally, a friend has recently had a baby and the first picture was of the baby forced into a Sag clown costume. I’ve reported the incident to Social Services.

5 hours ago, Red Army 75 said:

Maybe be start shopping in Sainsbury’s. Won’t see many of them in there. Wonder why that would be . 

A lot of filled trollies just left though and not paid for......well hard!

2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

You thought he’d run away?

Turn into IKEA actually 

I was in Asda yesterday and saw a 30 something Sag dressed in full kit. I was so tempted to ask him if he was on lunch from McDonalds....but knowing their supporters he would probably have tried to go all Tote End about it so I didn’t bother.

Next season they’ll only be good enough to play against Accrington Stanley!..........EXACTLY!

Unan

9 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

They’ve had a higher average attendance than us ONCE in the last 53 years.

So yeah, I’m sure most of Bristol supports them, it’s just that their fans have been boycotting League games for half a century. 

I like your mate’s argument though, he’s basically saying most Gasheads are ‘plastic’ fans who won’t attend a football match unless they can sit in a nice comfy seat...

Idiots.

Plastic fans deserve plastic seats and they have got plenty!

Unan

5 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

How remiss of OTIB to let this anniversary slip by unnoticed:- 

13 April 1936: Joe Payne scored 10 fucking goals for Luton Town against Bristol Rovers in a 12-0 victory on his debut as centre forward – a record for one man in one game in English football.

 

Why don’t we have an official Joe Payne day then? What a fucking legend!

1 hour ago, WessexPest said:

Well said.

Just to add:

Gasheads invade the pitch to taunt us after FLT tie - it’s the bantz innit?

City fans respond in kind - worst hooliganism in the history of football.

Orr goes to jail - Funny

Pipe goes to jail - Not funny

 

38 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Their pitch is crap because of the rugby - victims (even though post rugby it's awful) 

Our pitch is great despite the rugby - franchise tax dodge or something.

 

25 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Gasheads lob broken chairs at City fans = noble warriors defending women and children.

City fans lob the same broken chairs back at them = Sickening, unprovoked attack, ban them for life.

Referee abandons match due to safety fears = cheating Wycombe scum, “hope they go out of business”.

Rovers waterlog their own pitch to avoid playing in form Stockport and give themselves an extra few days rest before playing City in the JPT Area Final = “Nothing we could do about it mate”...

Gasheads....”we’re totally down to Earth, loveable fans adored by everyone for our humility and likeable nature...unlike they gert arrogant SHITHEADS”

*gets taken over by Arabs

”hey, let’s wave £5 notes at those scabby Morcombe fans tomorrow to show how loaded we are now....”

 

 

City nearly go under in 82 - Gasheads go on and on about us only being a league club since 1982.

Rovers drop down to the Conference - pretend it didn’t happen and continue to bang on about 1982.

22 hours ago, glynriley said:

bradfordmeyerbiggs Reserve Team     Posts: 204   Posting Level Next Level in 296 posts

about an hour ago via mobile Quote   Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on about an hour ago I’m a Sag ****. I dribble a lot and love white plastic chairs and tents. I believe that Wally is the Messiah because he is such a lovely man. The reason that we aren’t spending any money is because we are evolving. Goodnight Irene. FTG. I’m obsessed with Shitheads but I’m not really. It’s never our fault.

They are having a “Songs for Rovers”  thread for next season.

How about....

He’s short,

Quick feet,

He’s living in the street,

Stu Sinclair, Stu Sinclair 

Or....

Stu is living in a box,

Stu is living in a cardboard box

Or

We’ve all fallen in love with Wally,

We’ve all fallen in love,

In love with Wally,

We’ve all fallen in love,

In love with Wally,

because Wally is so lovely.

Or

Spare Change,

Have you got any spare change?

Have you got any spare change?

Have you got any spare change?

Or

Hello, HELLO, 6th richest club, 6th richest club

Hello, HELLO, unlucky da shit, unlucky da shit

1 minute ago, NOTBLUE said:

I think the numbers after their user names say it all really,it’s obviously their IQ.

HELLO! We’re now the richest club in Bristol...Unlucky the shit eh? I’ve gotta say it because I’m an obsessed Sag with an inferiority complex just like the rest.

10 hours ago, h hills left shoe said:

Bitter or what? Jealous c***s

Oh the joy....I haven’t had this much joy since they wheeled out the TV and Top Loading Video on a stand at primary school! 

3 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Even if you ignore the contribution he made towards our survival last season, the superb pass to set up Korey Smith for the winning goal against Man Utd more than paid back the peanuts we got him for.

Something your fellow Sags always seem to overlook when you sneer at his goal scoring record since coming to BS3.

You can just imagine how furious they were when they realised who had scored 

They’ll have to wait a little longer before cracking open the champagne, even though we’ll probably still finish this season higher in the league than their funny little club has ever been. I’m sure their scoreboard will keep them informed of events at the Riverside on Saturday.

How is their promotion push going?

Are they still ‘coming for us’, ‘breathing down our necks’, ‘chasing us down’ etc or did they bottle it weeks ago?

It gets better....The slightly ruffled but clearly ‘not bothered Sags’ are commenting on it in the Evil Post......You can just vision them smashing up their keyboards after writing their jealousy ravaged responses. I bet they are trying to find out where he lives again so that they can send round a Commer Van full of aged Tote Enders to go all Aggro.

54 minutes ago, pommers65 said:

I can't laugh at that. It's just taking the piss out of us and celebrating it.  I can understand why he left for his huge pay increase, and I can see why he wanted to play in the Championship, but to appear on a gif and laugh about the snake thing shows a huge disrespect for DC, the chance he was given as a non-league player, and the way he was developed by us.

If I were Matty and the producers of that clip told him what they wanted him to do, I would have told them to **** off.

Bahahahaha

 

Needed a win. Better finishing from Birmingham mind and it might have been a different story. Great to see the snake back and scoring goals. I actually think he is quite an intelligent little footballer and am quite surprised by those who say he isn’t up to it and needs offloading? Plus, his gif is tremendous. Sags are FUMING tonight. Livid!

55 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

Taking the piss out of us for dropping to a position that they have never reached is gift enough for me......... 

Fair shout

5 hours ago, Wanderingred said:

So our Premier League push has gone off the rails... Hardly compares to all the laughs the blue few have given us over the years.. Boob cricket, horse punching, premature pitch invasions, dropping out of the league against a team wearing their kit, championship ready sprinklers, tacky freshers fair stalls, mind the cash,  this time next year s**theads, season tickets for the 1019 season. Doncaster United, Barrow. Chesham, League cup preliminary round runners up, patio furniture for stands, their disabled "section", that bloke singing about Matty Taylor and Lee Brown on the win tralalalalaa, nicking their best player for peanuts, 17 years. We have a long way to go before we can match all that.

It won’t take them long to giveth a gift, they just can’t help themselves.

 I am sure that they will have another progress interview with Wally or Steve Hamer in the next couple of months only to be fed the same old “takes time” garbage, followed by them all lapping it up and remarking just how lucky they are to have such a lovely lovely man like lovely Wally at the helm.

For us.....they are coming (apparently)....Relax don’t do it!

14 hours ago, Sniper said:

What the **** is this doing half way down page 2  

Sadly we are handing out far more gifts at the moment than they are, hence things have gone slightly quiet. The wheels come off and Lee Johnson says that the players need to feel loved and blames fans again....The Sags are having a field day 

10th by the end of the season

39 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

Must have taken you a while to put that together. These things take t...

My next video is due out sometime soon. I have appointed a Project Manager who has in turn employed a project management team and a lot of things need to be looked at. This could take some time. I can’t give timescales though in case you realise that it was just a whole bunch of horse shit.

22 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

Another belter from @Cheesleysmate

 

Every single one of those “take times” were all individual and taken from just two Wally interviews....pretty much confirms a serious lack of cash in my book!