Gert Mare

3 hours ago, Tomarse said:

So that’s a no then

Hamer: Darrell, you'll be delighted to hear that the Al-Qadi family has accepted one of your 3 budget lists for players for the current transfer window....

Dopey: Listen, do you mean the Waitrose, Aldi and Poundland ones?

Hamer: Absolutely. Having briefly discussed this for 3 seconds over afternoon tea in London I am pleased to announce that the Al-Qadis have chosen the list that we feel as a board reflects the best value for money and will help the club to achieve its longer term ambitions.

Dopey: Listen, does that mean that I can strengthen my team now to challenge at the right end of the division by shopping at Waitrose?

Hamer: Not quite, take another guess?

Dopey: Listen, Aldi?

Hamer: Almost there, the Al-Qadis have been gracious enough to offer you 3 attempts at this. You must agree that this is a very generous offer and reflects the family's long term commitment to this football club?

Dopey: Listen, Poundland is out of the ******* question?

Hamer: Well, not exactly, you'll be delighted to hear that Poundland is actually in the "******* question" as you excellently articulated just then. I'm sure that you are, as we are, absolutely delighted to be able to move forward now with the playing side in line with us moving forward as a club behind the scenes?

Dopey: Listen.......**** off!

1 hour ago, cityal said:

I cannot believe a club is run as badly as the Gas - but it sure is funny its them!!

Bodin's points contribution this season

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/bristol-rovers/scores-fixtures/2017-08

2 goals in a 3-2 away win at Bury Aug 19th =  so without him -3pts 
1 goal in a 2-1 home win against Plymouth Sep 30th = -2pts
1 goal in a 1-1 away draw against Oldham Dec 30th = -1pt

So a total of -6pts if they were actually without him.

Taking 6pts of their current total makes nice reading 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/teams/bristol-rovers

Is Wael actually trying to take them down to League 2?

He wants to evolve, but for that Rovers need to go right back to the beginning so that every little thing seems like progress!!!!!!!!

7 minutes ago, Red Army 75 said:

Just read his interview on the PNE site . I would like to thank Bristol Rovers for **** all . As I’m not going to mention them . 

Like their 'God' Ricky Lambert who thanked Southampton, Rochdale etc but no mention of the fewers 

2 minutes ago, RedRaw said:

What a set set of absolute tools......lying, Ill-informed, deluded

Topper Gas Gas  1 minute ago

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Weeezord said:

Hope the 600 teds enjoy their trip back

 

Is that all they took? Piss poor IMHO, even if is New years day and on tv!

 

2,000 according to R Bristol, which is hardly a massive following for NY's Day, perhaps they are saving their money for Man C!

Die Rovers Die

1 minute ago, AppyDAZE said:

Don't tell us, Gas... you're coming for us  again after all

Oh don't worry, they are already all over it on Facebook tonight....They've never felt more like singing the blues....

1 minute ago, hoxton casual said:

The timing of the Man Utd game could not have been worse. What a night but as many thought it is having a massive effect on our Xmas form.

Like I said, it was almost a game every 2 - 3 days and it wasn't against Burton or Birmingham or Bolton. We never really stood a chance.

Didn't expect anything less than this today. Far too many games all close together with the Man Utd game on top, and long term injuries rather than short term ones. It's almost been a game every 2 to 3 days and against sides at the top. 

Still, not many other sides around us have capitalised over the Christmas break either, so we write it off and going again.

12 minutes ago, MrBibs said:

Just bumped into a Rovers fan I know.  Asked him how he was. Didn't even mention football.

First thing he says is 'Good win for Wolves' 

WTAF - 'Good win for pretty much every team you play' was my reply

This is the mentality of them in a nutshell.

Some of their Facebook updates included:-

"Evening shitheads where are you all tonight then?"

"My prayers have been answered tonight"

"******* get in there. Have that you *****"

"Shitheads where are you all?"

"Have that you tossers. Where is your ball boy now?"

Hope their Tinpot club dies in march

Did anyone notice during the London 2018 Firework celebrations they paused to say "MIND THE GAP"? I thought that was a lovely touch. Nice to get a mention after 17 years mind!!!

Those who don't give a shit about City were out in force again last night following our defeat to Wolves, apparently giving a shit about about City.

Could somebody please produce a nice picture with the words "17 Years" inside a big shadow?

If they are fishing then they can have one back, followed by the word Tinpot. They will probably offer me out and defreind me, but nothing new from the blue few there! 

Shot ourselves in the foot there. 1 - 0 up against 10 men and the ball gets worked out to a player in space????? WTF then it's a pointless red card as they score from the resulting free kick and then he brings on a winger who only threatens with crosses, but to short men? At the expense of Brownhill a solid midfielder? Then Pack tries a cruyff turn on the edge of his own box and it costs us the ******* game. Absolutely irate!  That was like Sheffield Wednesday away last season all over again!!!!! FFS! Never get a better opportunity than top of the league at home and down to 10 men. WTF was that player doing in acres of space?????????!!!!!! 

10 hours ago, bert tann said:

The most entertaining duo in the world of professional darts will appear together for an evening of unrivalled sporting entertainment at Bristol Rovers FC in 2018.

Darting royalty in the form of the legendary John Parrott will appear alongside charismatic pro-turned commentator and pundit Steve Davis at the Memorial Stadium on Wednesday 7 February.

The pair are famous for their flamboyant and fun-loving stage presence as much as their excellent darting ability - and entertainment is guaranteed before a dart has even been thrown.

Both have crowd-pleasing walk-on routines and are widely regarded as the kings of the exhibition circuit since retiring as professionals. 

Parrott, nicknamed ‘The King of Bling’ was a pioneer in bringing showbiz and razzmatazz into the game of darts.

His professional record is impressive in its own right too. Parrott is a two-time World Championship finalist and a two-time News of the World Champion.

Davis took up the mantle as the sport’s biggest personality in the modern Premier League era.

“Interesting” also has an excellent professional record, reaching the semi-finals of the World Championship five times before opting to retire early and pursue a successful media career.

The pair will entertain the crowd with their trademark on stage antics during matches against lucky local players.

They will then reveal all about their incredible lives during the amazing rise of darts with an up close and personal interview, featuring an open question and answer session with the audience.

Tickets for this unique event are available now from Bristol Rovers FC via:-
The Memorial Stadium, Filton Avenue, Bristol, BS7 0BF
Website - www.brfctickets.com

 

Followed by a re-run of the Doncaster United match.

3 hours ago, Bazooka Joe said:

Here's a quiz from their forum:-

1. Who scored Rovers first ever goal in the Conference and who were the opponents ?According to my Sag mates it was Lionel Messi and the opponents were Real Madrid
2. Who did Rovers play in their only ever FA Trophy match and what was the final score ? A team that was far too good to be Non League, Rovers won 6-5 on penalties and were awarded the Watney Cup
3. Name all the five substitutes for Rovers Conference final and name those subs who actually played ? Smash and Grab, Bradford, Randall, Lambert and Stewart (Sag used his own fingers to count)
4. Who did Rovers play in their final Conference match and what was the score ? You mean League Division 5? Who made up this question anyway? **** off shithead 82ers
5. Who scored the only goal in Rovers first league match after returning to League Two ? Super Mat....A ******* snake that is dead to all Rovers fans
6. In that final dramatic match of the 2016 season against Dagenham and Redbridge which saw Rovers promoted who’s shot hit the inside of the post before Lee Brown’s celebrated last gasp winner ? Cristiano Ronaldo 
7. What was the reason for Rovers match at Cambridge in October 2015 to be brought forward 24 hours ? Rovers were struggling to get all 45,000 supporters in
8. Who were Rovers young player and player of the Year in 2016 ? Nathan Ellington and Alfie Biggs
9. Name the Rovers player who scored his country’s winning goal against Jordan to send him and his country to the 2010 World Cup finals ? Rickie Lambert, oh god I'm coming..
10. Which League club brought just 48 away fans to the Mem during 2015/16 season ? The Shit. Worst away support in the country. Rovers won.

Probably the most depressing quiz I've ever come across. I delighted to say I would have scored nought out if ten, as I lost the will to live after question one.

 

They guy who compiled it seems to have such fond memories of their time in the basement league -  he's either itching to get back there or resigned to the fact that it's their ultimate destination.

 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Ska Junkie said:

What do I win?

Sod it. It's Christmas so I am gonna have a go too....

4 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

So this season we have beaten Watford, Stoke, Palarce and now the mighty mancs.  What will it take to impress those Sags.  Do we have to win the champiins league?

No, they did that when they beat Grimsby at Wembley. They had an Open Top Bus tour to celebrate achieving league football 

2 hours ago, st andrews gas said:

pretty ****"in far from wanting to be like you...enjoy the media w"nkfest going on today...though god knows you have proven more than capable of doing that amongst yourselves...past masters at it...

Coming from Rickie Lambert / Dean Windass FML!

According to a "Manchester" site it seems that there really is OTIB.....

9 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

How did film night go ?

They were all physically sick and went on the rampage, destroying the screens and punching stewards before spilling out onto Gloucester Road attacking everyone including each other shouting "**** off Ted's just **** off. Don't want to hear about this all ******* Christmas!"

57 minutes ago, BrightCiderLife said:

You mean this hasn't sold out...?!? 

How many consecutive non-sell outs is that at the Mem now? I assume the run stretches back to Colin 'God in a Rovers Shirt' Daniel's last appearance there? 

Best player Rovers ever had. Became a legend after making just one appearance!

1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

Is the Home Alone movie poster just mirroring the Rovers fans when they look at the current championship table, or is it depicting anyone who might be visiting the Mem for the first time tonight..?! 

 

Typically they're "locked out", so definitely Gasheads!

They had better not get too jealous as their jealousy turns to rage which makes them turn red and they ******* hate red which makes them get more angry to the point that they turn purple which they also ******* hate as that is the colour of our away shirts at which point they gasp for breath before turning blue and dying. 

Just want to leave this here......

Weston-Super-Mare beat Chesham 2-0 in the cup.

As the Man Utd game approaches I am noticing more venomous outbursts and overreactions from Sags I know. Touchy ain't the word, it is much worse than that. They are making connections more complicated than the old 3-2-1 riddles, and it seems like they just want to have a go at any gurt Ted they come across just for the sake of it. It's what goes hand in hand with being a faithful and true supporter of a massive family club I suppose?

Is anyone else noticing the same hyper defensive attitudes of Sags that they know?

I was listening to a deluded Sag yesterday in their footballing heartland and he said that although Rovers got thumped by Gillingham he felt that Rovers were the better team.

There really is no hope for them. Beyond any cure that medical science has to offer I'm afraid.