Gert Mare

43 minutes ago, WessexPest said:

Am a Viz fan too. My favourite character is Mr. Gas Logic.

What a Wenka! 

14 minutes ago, B block said:

I have just been reliably informed that when the horse punchers were in the conference their away support was bigger than ours, as ours that year was terrible, someone give me a doctors number I think I need someone to be sectioned 

I have been quoted the same by Sags I know too. They are totally obsessed with their perceived away following and assume because they are the self confessed faithful and true that their away following has to be bigger than the gurt Teds without the need to check the facts.

38 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

he'll get another job and deserves one to be honest, he's a good manager done wonders on a conference south budget, 

Is that a conference south top 6 budget? It has to be top 6 remember?!

1 hour ago, Sergio Georgini said:

Rovers took 40,000 fans to a conference final? EHHH?? They are literally like the North Korea of football. 

It is not like them to exaggerate as we already know.....It's only Teds who are delusional and think they are a massive club remember?!

37 minutes ago, somered said:

Oh no does that mean those pikeys might be coming to Wellington next season?   @Andy Horsman

Being in Gloucestershire they may have to apply for the Hellenic League 

6 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

"The away end is covered, but by a plastic tent thing which seemed quite temporary"....wrong Mr Port Vale fan, it's permanent. In fact, I'm sure they were playing Port Vale when a wayward shot nearly knocked the whole thing down.

Why isn't that Sag journalist trying to find out what's going on at the club instead of trawling the Internet for the handful of comments out there about the Mem that are'nt taking the piss?

No mention of the comparison to Chernobyl 

Millwall fans loved the place...

The Millwall fan said the only thing missing was the "fackin coconut shy"!

Some absolute belters......

He isn't wrong. Looks like UWE will have a Cat 2 academy before the evolving Sags!

It then climbed to 6th....Not like Sags to exaggerate things is it?

Arthur Daley Hamer.....The Pompey fan warned the deluded ones...

Yes, it's an "Evolving" one.

This may happen very soon!

Even the betting companies are well aware of how deluded Sags are!

And this statement wasn't wrong because as soon as everything became clear about the UWE they were GONE!

If he is replaced by the flat footed one we will be no better off

1 minute ago, wendyredredrobin said:

Thought that was Procol Harum

A lighter shade of Wael?

20 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

Bloody Wally.

Trying to make Bristol Sport sound like boko haram.

We didn't steal your women.

Say's Wally the man poised to 'steal' the rug from underneath Rovers!

21 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

I think Wally ‘the Judge’ has been hanging around with Sagheads long enough to have picked up their favourite habit of lying about about City to people who don’t give a shit whilst playing the victim.

And in the Rovers Matchday Programme.....

"Welcome today's Young Pirate Mascot 9 year old Lambert Smith. Lambert attends Cadbury Heath Primary School and his favourite player is Chris Lines. Lambert, from Banjo Island is attending only his second game this season following his Dad's release from Prison for ABH on a 15 year old at Wycombe Wanderers. Lambert dislikes anything red. His hobbies include supporting Rovers, playing truant, hedge hopping and lying about City to people who don’t give a shit whilst playing the victim."

9 minutes ago, bert tann said:

 

Yes, I may be starting to crack up.

But this bloke is strutting around the World having is picture taken  and basking in the glory of telling people he is the owner of Bristol Rovers (see photo at Boston University) but in reality our club consists of a collection of old tents and a load of debt.  Someone should follow him dressed up like Screaming Lord Sutch used to at elections and blow raspberries at him behind his back.   

I'll get my multicoloured coat and top hat  

@bert tann Are you any of the following on SlagChat in disguise?:-

1) HenburyGas

2) BradfordMeyerBiggs 

3) Bluebutterfly

2 hours ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Hello...

 

2 hours ago, myol'man said:

Here he is:

bradfordmeyerbiggs Youth Team     Posts: 74  Member is Online   Posting Level Next Level in 26 posts

Oct 16, 2017 at 9:48pm via mobile Quote   Post by bradfordmeyerbiggs on Oct 16, 2017 at 9:48pm Relieved not to get a non league potential banana skin. Quality weekend away in Nottingham, bang up for that. Reckon at least 2.5 - 3000 could be up for this. FTG

What a prize plum! Looks like this numpty completes the Sag brass monkeys trio, Bluebutterfly, HenburyGas and BradfordMeyerBiggs.

FTG?

5 minutes ago, Monkeh said:

that isn't me by the way

You have an evil twin.....Gas Monkeh

1 hour ago, Monkeh said:

you are forgetting the 6% interest rate that they have on top of that 10 million, the club have to find 600k a year just to pay the interest,

It's all designed for the club to go into receivership, so the ground can be brought for £1   and then can be used for housing while the gas are left homeless,

Weal taking over has always been a land grab, when the shit hits the fan, two prime development locations can be grabbed well below market value

 

and they are too thick to see it

Just imagine if this were actually true?! What an absolutely bunch of ruthless ***** that would make Wally & Co!! The destroyed Sags wouldn't be able to go all Tote End Aggro over it either because they would have all ****** off back to Jordan. Surely that would make the Al-Qadi family the greatest bunch of honorary Teds that ever lived?!!

45 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

@bert tann, you put your point across very eloquently, well done for that, but, I'm in total agreement with Maesknoll Red. I would be livid if we so much as lent you a toilet roll let alone what you propose!

I remember 1982 and your lot stopping the council helping us so you could get your hands on the Gate by killing us off. 

Sorry Bert, it's a big fat 'NO' from me. 

Hahaha...you said 1982. Oh god the Ted's absolutely hate that 82....82 get it? 82....Really bothered by it aren't you? Hmmm? Hmmmm......No, not bothered in the slightest, but Roy Hodgson is.

4 hours ago, pride of the west said:

I see the second half of their game was delayed by 5 minutes whilst they taped up a hole in one of their goal nets. 

Still coming for us mind

3 hours ago, myol'man said:

Tinnnnnnnnnnnnnnpot!  

The second half was actually delayed by five minutes as the 1,500 in the stand and the 22 players on the pitch were all made to wait as the groundsman taped up a hole in one of the goal nets.

They had a whip round to pay for the ref

Gas now lost to an U21 youth squad.....Absolute Tinpot. The gift have giveth again. Thank you lord.

Let's grab another one please. Happy hunting ground at Craven Cottage. Can we play you every week? Caaan we play you every week?

I guess all of the East Bristol faithful following gas from Kingswood to Cadbury Heath and will be avoiding EAST 17's "Stay Now" Christmas Number?

2 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

This needs to fill peoples Facebook & Twitter. 

Nice and subtle! 

Happy birthday GAP. Can't believe what a Tinpot Ragass Laughing Stock you have grown up to be? Who would have thought all those years ago  when you turned a rugby ground into a gypo site that you would have provided so many memories? Steve Phillips practically confirming your relegation to the basement for the first time in your history, and then when it was actually confirmed on what was your favourite day 2nd May it made it even more enjoyable.

A succession of awful managers, the failure of Holloway, becoming the first league club ever to fail to qualify for the League Cup 1st round, a string of losses against non-league garbage, relegation to the Conference, horse punching, racist abuse, banning orders galore, a take over that made you the most richest club never to spend a penny, an open top bus tour for finishing 2nd in the non-league.

You were coming for City temporarily, and recently it has been confirmed that there is no new ground at UWE, you have a fraudulent set of owners who are probably just using the club to launder money / fiddle taxes whilst waiting to sell the land on for profit, and now there are calls for the messiah's head due to your delusional fan base believing that you are a massively huge club with a top 6 budget.

Thanks for years and years of joy. Hope you continue to enjoy as many more years in the shadows as the philae landing probe.

Mind The Gap

They maybe in denial mode on their forum, but on the book of face they are having a total meltdown. It's apparently City's "fault" that they drew Man Utd just so they could rub it in to the Sags. 

Anyway, Man Utd will apparently be playing their C string side in this Mickey Mouse Cup which City are "suddenly bothered about", and even though they won't be watching if it is on Sky they know the "gloating Teds" are gonna get murdered.

A Poem by Obsessed Gas who hates the shit.....

Everybody's talking bout the shitheads

Everybody's talking bout gurt Teds

No mention of the faithful n true

It's all about 82

Nuffink about the Gas

Just the team that lost to Dean Windass 

And to top it all off FFS

They're all raving about the Snake

What a laugh when they lost against Leeds

But now everyone's talking about the Sheeds

They'll go on about it too for months

******* shithead *****!

The end.