Shelton’s Love Gravy

One of my best mates supports Watford. And he has ginger pubes ?

I like Chris Martin. If I were a woman I would bear his children.

Ashton deserves to be eaten. By hungry badgers ??

Fit! ?

But in the final against Brighton we were shit.

Would certainly make watching the matches more entertaining!

You are a fine young bugger Stan. Merry Christmas! ??

He was a worthy captain of our 1997-98 promotion side IMHO. And I agree wholeheartedly with Offside about his qualities as a pundit on RB. Always well worth listening to his take on a game.

I once e-mailed Mark Ashton and challenged him to a duel. He never replied though

Yes, and they should also remove his pecker. Just for good measure.

They certainly ought to remove it, if he is found guilty.

If he gets acquitted then I would like to fight him! ??

Jawohl! ?

You are absolutely right City Rocker. I now feel very silly and may ultimately need to self-punish.

It is my fault. Hang head in shame ?

Oh dear…

They are gone.

All we need to do is sign every player in the England team. Then we’d piss up the table. Hardly rocket science. Come on Steve, SORT IT.

It will be: Pearson leaving for health reasons; Fleming to take temporary charge whilst the club carries out a “careful, thorough and rigorous” recruitment process for a successor. I’ll stake my tadger on it.

It certainly isn’t now! ?

Some wee is leaking out ?

Well said Headhunter. I’ve been having similar thoughts myself. Clough without Taylor is a very good comparison (as the film The Damned United shows, for those who are too young to remember Clough & Taylor’s managerial heyday in the 1970s). I was chuffed to bits when Nigel was first appointed, and really want him to do well. Whilst I am still behind him, I can’t deny I am starting to have the odd doubt.

I fear there may be violence at today’s match. Lashenko might even EAT SOMEONE ???

Him and the Ref should fight it out. Like Dogs! ?? Settle it once and for all.

Do they serve chicken in the Hen & Chicken? I hope so. I like chicken ???