Mike Hunt-Hertz

28 minutes ago, 1891 B.C. Sweden said:

Fy fan va bra vi är!

 

I concur, vehemently!

1 hour ago, Red-Robbo said:

My mate's bought one of those inflatable sex dolls.

 

He's got the ISIS model. It blows itself up.

And when it inevitably gets punctured, and you need to bin it, it comes in its own black sack.

23 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

Mike Hunt Herz changed his name too.

Was convinced Mike Litoris (what a crap pun, and not a patch on MHH) was Tansley...both objectionable arseholes.

23 hours ago, The Gasbuster said:

Mike Hunt Herz changed his name too.

Dats me innit.

Joey!

Thank Christ...almost soiled my breeks when I heard.

S'right. If they win their next 40 games 5-0, they'll catch us (Sheff U).

As others have said, what a belter

 

Takes a scarf, but forgets his coat on a wet day - hope he gets a cold

That's cos he`s gas, and he`s rock.

Ok, he is a fat ugly deluded b**t*rd BUT my question is ! Is that his Mrs (damn ugly mind) or his sister ? I know it is potentially the same thing but i really need to know

People shouldn't take the pi$$. I heard they have received a very nice sponsorship package with this deal. Free chips and sausages for the players (extra if they bring the away team back to the pub) and a promotion bonus of 2 free goes on the pool tables and a quid on the juke box.

I wouldn't give them my farts.

I wouldn`t give them my well-matured bell end cheddar.

lets definitely have a whipround first home game then

They could weigh in all the old buttons and washers for scrap.

I driven round this bloody roundabout for three hours looking for our new ground, the bloke I bought this map from said it was watertight !

It`s a pie-rat treasure map.

In a minority I know. I want to laugh. I really do. Its them over the road.

Just find it difficult not to feel something for the real footie fans in their lot who have been screwed over again.

I know. I know.

What did he tweet

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"Haha u SHITHEADS a change is coming UTG"

Sweet Jesus I forgot about the tent which of course is the newest.

Does anyone know if Bonio has found what he's looking for yet?

How ironic, in the gappers case, the bus came, BUT noone was waiting !!

Now come on, how many times have we heard that old chestnut rolled out by you deperate sags over the past, what, 10 / 12 years? Its the only glimmer of hope for the future you have

 

You have sneaked promotion through the play-offs into the basement league, you will not be getting a new stadium and you will be staying at the dilapitated mem which if your lucky will get a lick of paint or maybe a new tented roof, you are in the most precarious financial position probably in your history which will only get worse once the new stadium bubble bursts and you are financing the running of the club through finance through loan sharks

 

If I were you, rather than concering myself with what my neigbours are doing, I'd be more concerned I had a club support the season after next!

Be fair, they could probably afford some new plastic garden chairs from The Range or Wilko.

(or B&M, if money is really tight)

Wow. They've finally managed to create a relatively decent sticker. We've been punting great quality out for years now whilst they've only managed a few pieces of utter garbage in response.

Good to see they're trying to catch up, though of course we're streets ahead. Forever in our shadow.

Truly hilarious, they really don't do themselves any favours with this amateurish rubbish, it looks to me no more than 300-400 people there and the ground looks shocking

Agreed. Fleetwood are still challenging for a play off spot

Local derby too.

Ah, me too. Mrs is from Crewe. Cheers babber.

I used to live in Crewe. It`s, errr, lovely. Quite like the Alex, though.

I have to stop you in your tracks there Havana, you and Sir Richie wrong I'm afraid. Lord Geoff of Boycott was from Fitzwilliam, which is very much in the Wakefield/Pontefract environs. A mistake like that could get you in real trouble up in God's Own County.

While there are many kernels of truth in the cliches about Barnsley, it's actually a place that has a lot going for it. I have a lot of affection for the place so I'm hoping they win the play offs and we play them again next season

One of my favourite things about t'Tarn is the dialect; coal is pronounced 'coy-el', boots are 'boo-its-is', down is 'darn'. Love it.

Have a feeling we might slip up today though, I'm afraid I'm going for 1-2 t'Tarn flower. Thas know wat ah meyn cock?

There was a Barnsley lorry driver at a place I used to work at. Used to refer to his lugs as "earoyels".