Rudolf Hucker

13 minutes ago, myol'man said:

Keeping it real. In the discussion about lack of capacity for the Norwich replay on asschat;

I guess there will never be enough allocation of tickets while residing at the Mem! The largest capacity we could ever hope for would be around 24000.

Of course, they meant 24,001

43 minutes ago, NcnsBcfc said:

“Hmmm. I wonder how many tickets we can sell to stand on the roof over the disabled area?”

1 hour ago, 1960maaan said:

 

Looking for something in the loft and found a ticket, bit of a giveaway that it has no perforations 

£2.30 to stand in the Office Furniture aisle …

37 minutes ago, Chairman Mao said:

Fernandes may have a poor mentality but to call him not that good is completely insane. Manchester United has been a graveyard for talent since Fergie left. Fernandes output, especially until Ten Haag joined was quite incredible. This season he's fallen off but he is a fantastic footballer, just happens to also be a massive knob.

We appear to have completely different definitions of what constitutes a “fantastic footballer”. I would never attribute that epithet to Fernandez although we’re on precisely the same page when you describe him as a “massive knob”. 

2 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Perhaps it was outsourced to a small independent IT operation in Henbury?

Which has already inadvertently printed 40,000 away tickets for the Liverpool v 15’ers 4th round tie. 

Personally, I believe that Fernandez is the root of the problems that ManU has on their playing side. He has a lousy attitude which, as captain, must percolate throughout the playing staff, on top of which, he’s really not that good - certainly not a world class player. Until they get rid of him, United will continue to underperform so I hope that he has a very long career there!
 

34 minutes ago, GrahamC said:

Cue “stringing us along” pun at some point…

Frayed knot. 

15 minutes ago, Numero Uno said:

Everyone in football knows that Liverpool extended their capacity to 61k just so their second favourite club, The Gas, could break the away attendance record………I must admit it would be worthy of a cheeky smile if Norwich turned them over now.

… which would cause so many spam sandwiches to go to waste. 

2 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Do we know what he's earning? Transfer mkt suggests it's relatively low. 

Whatever, it’ll be money for old rope. 

8 minutes ago, BigTone said:

So ended up in the Orchestra pit ?

You’ve been in France too long Tone. It’s Orchestral. 

Memo to JL. However nicely they ask, don’t allow WHU to bring their ‘kin bubble machine to AG for the replay. 

Safe journey home everyone. Hope you get back in time for the replay. 

49 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

Didn't take long but cracking reply!

He should ask his Norwich supporting mates how long it’ll be before they overtake “da shit” again (they must be pretty old if they can remember the last time that happened) once they’ve stood on the terraces at the Mem and visited the toilets. 

Ironically, Birmingham are one of the best teams we’ve played this season (in the home match) and one of the worst (in the away match).

37 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

If any of them can read they'll be amazed.

If any of them can read I’ll be amazed. 

8364 (inc 562 + @cidercity1987 + @DoubleDutch) = 7782

On 06/12/2023 at 21:36, AG City said:

Went back to a beach hut on a Thai island with a Swedish Wordle in 2007. 

They're so ‘kin difficult. 

On 05/12/2023 at 20:10, Rudolf Hucker said:

The guide price is £30-50. 

Sold for £25

Crawley 2

Creepy 1

The guide price is £30-50. 

Still have mine although can’t find Rudolf Hucker anywhere on the list. 

12 hours ago, Boring Sag said:

I'm going to be surreal

Yep. 

5 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

“Seven Zero Four Eight Gasheads thank you” 

Haha thank you for **** all!

that’s why your owners don’t want to pay for a new ground.

347 from Orient meaning only 6701 Gasheads. Obviously there were thousands more watching ManC, Newcastle and Bake Off …