SirColinOfMansfield

Were Rovers involved in the catering for the event? It has the look and feel of something that they would come up with - boasting quality but serving up shite ...

Two horse race for title with Bristol Rovers among favourites to go down - latest League One odds Even the Bristol Post are taking the piss now ... horses and relegation in one headline! That will bring back a few memories for them. https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/two-horse-race-title-bristol-2451744

Darrell Clarke - 01 January 2017 After Rovers’ 2-0 home victory against AFC Wimbledon on Saturday, Clarke was resolute on the idea that his best player will not be leaving the club over the next four weeks: “Matty is not going anywhere. We’d have to be talking a silly money offer of something like £10 million. Even then I don’t think I’d consider it.” Graham Coughlan - 19 January 2019 "If a club wanted to take Liam Sercombe, I wouldn't allow it. If someone wants to offer silly money... I personally wouldn't allow Liam Sercombe to go anywhere. "You could see that we missed him - he's a big player at this football club and if we're to stand any chance we need that type of player." ...that's him gone then!

LIVE STREAM FROM THE NEW SPURS GROUND LIVE STREAM FROM THE NEW ROVERS TRAINING GROUND

Can you match these training facilities? ......

DICK-HEAD Talking of which .... from his new comedy spot in the Post ... "Congratulations to Graham Coughlan on being appointed Bristol Rovers manager, having transformed fortunes on the pitch during his spell as caretaker boss. I wish him nothing but the best for the future. And I can reveal through this column that I envy him because I would have loved the opportunity to return to the club closest to my heart. Lots of fans have contacted me over the past few weeks asking if I was interested in the job, but I didn’t feel it was right to comment publicly until an appointment was made. Now, while I am pleased that Rovers have gone for a man like Graham, who appears to have the same passion for football as predecessor Darrell Clarke, I want to make it clear that I wish I was in his position today. Having had the privilege of being manager before, I see it as a job to die for. I didn’t even get as far as an interview, but I want the fans to know that had the club wanted me, I would have been over the moon. Rovers always have been and always will be my club, wherever else I may be employed. I crave success for whoever is in charge of the team." More of the same here ... https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/sport-opinion/good-luck-graham-wish-new-2417090

PINOCCHIO

DICKS OUT IN FORCE "in force". phrase. When Rovers fans do something in force, they do it in large numbers. New members of the GHS turned out in force for their first taste of looking like *****.

PUT DICK IN CUP (Before being put straight)

NOT ENTIRELY STRAIGHT

 WONKY BONKY BABESTATION

DONKEY JACKET

DOG'S DINNER

DICK-LOVER

CRACKHEAD

What is it with that lot and animals? There was Darrell and his love of dogs, the supporters and their attraction to punching horses. . . and I hear that Irene is fond of a cockatoo.

Google knows its stuff when it comes to football ....

"With 48 hours notice Coughlan, who was previously head coach at Southend United under manager Phil Brown, transformed Rovers into a highly competitive outfit which almost rocked Sunderland at the Stadium of Light before going down 2-1." I can't remember ... how many points do you get for an almost?

I added the shopping trolley when I was comparing the new "stand" to something similar found at Sainsbury's ... Posted September 22 QED

Wael‏ @waelalqadi HAPPY NEW YEAR Thank you to all those suckers showing endless support in 2018, it wasn’t easy but we’re here to stay and push forward albeit with sod all investment . Hope this year brings you health, happiness and prosperity (although it is more likely to be abject failure, administration & relegation). Make 2019 work for you by continuing to believe all the bollocks the club keeps telling you! FTG!

I believe his mother's name is Irene Coughlan ... if that helps with your song choices?!

They are unable to go anywhere without someone taking the piss out of them ...