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26 minutes ago, Silvio Dante said:

Clickbait you say?

Massive tits and will do anything!

Could at least have put an NSFW warning with that link. People at work might have seen me open it! 

3 hours ago, phantom said:

The prosecution solicitor was unwell so applied for a adjournment until tomorrow. 

Apparently not covid so fully expected to finish tomorrow with jury being set to make decision still tomorrow 

Only know this as saw report on sky sports news this morning 

Was he 'unwell' after suddenly contracting a broken nose?

1 hour ago, RoystonFoote'snephew said:

Apparently 'a gaggle of 150 or so unofficial England fans have set up camp on a sort of hill behind the goal'. Makes it sound like a bunch of travellers have arrived. 

Well there was a Gas flag hung there so...

16 minutes ago, bs3 said:

So when they have a pitiful attendance that day they can blame us,  which would make a change from blaming the ballon festival, or bike race on the downs or Tokyo World or Christmas shopping or the Rugby or a protest for world peace on the centre , have I missed any other excuses for their poor crowds.

Their football?

3 hours ago, Thomas_red said:

Hummel has been pretty uninspiring overall. Bristol Sport produced some great kits in their short tenure, although on occasion overdid it a bit with too many competing design features (think I remember Jon L saying that as they learned more about production they were able to add more details into the design). They reigned it in again in the final year with the grandad colour. Definitely my all time fav. 
 

Less is more. 
 

Wont be buying this. 

We had a beige kit?!!!

8 hours ago, Sixtyseconds said:

I wont be the only one thinking this but he could be the next James Bond.

For your pies only

Are they really at the point where they have to write off all their assets? 

Max Power? Named after a car mag.

15 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Oops - a few more days for Hartlepool to be holders of the Everyone Cup then…

I’m still in Hartlepool. It’s been like a Mexican carnival all week, culminating in the open top bus tour tomorrow. The locals have told me they’ve never known good times like this and how prowed they are that it’s put Hartlepool on the map. 

4 hours ago, Shaun Taylor said:

That's terrible for such a big club They've got Hartlepool away next Saturday wonder if they will beat the 293 that travelled to Barrow!

Ooh, I'm staying near Hartlepool next weekend. Wonder if I should become an honorary Monkey Hanger for the day!

1 hour ago, magunn said:

Some clarity appears to be hitting them.

Waels a sh** owner.

Starnes is a sh** CEO.

Widdrington is a sh** DOF.

Barton is a sh** manager. As are his staff.

The players are sh**.

I would say that the club is absolutely sh** from top to bottom, let alone a mess.

At least the stadium's nice.

Comparing themselves with Liverpool and Man U now!

 “Very disappointing for those travelling down, mad 25 mins! but we did win the last hour 1-0! I know it will be toxic on here now but these things happen to all teams ,even the Man u's and Liverpool's of this world ”

Yeah but not every other week, which is why they are currently 1st and 5th and not 90th!

Knock out in Chipping Sodbury

Incidentally, the google translation of the German version is "Our neighbours knock on the door and then run away"

What it loses in whimsy, it makes up for in accuracy.

5 hours ago, Fordy62 said:

You just couldn’t make it up. I wonder when Wael will be deleting it?

He won't delete it, he'll release a statement intending to apologise which will somehow end up sounding much worse.

1 hour ago, IdliketoRogerMoore said:

This got to number 1 recently! 
 

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet-ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you ******* with some wet-ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy

I sympathise. My cat's not house-trained either.

1 hour ago, Midred said:

Oh yeah! The graphics are going the way of American football.

What will be next -  touch downs instead of trys in rugby?

And here's Benny Stokes, from the locker-room end, steaming towards the creaseline for the 3rd chuck of his first five, Joey Root swings his hitboard...and MISSES! It goes past him and backstop Buttler slam-dunks the ball into the gate, sending the sticks flying. Joey's out of his area, the referee flags and, gee-whillikers, Joey-boy is sent off, with only 7 in-betweens to his name. York-Shire Pigiron are up against the wall now with 3 down to 24 in-betweens. And now a word from our sponsors.  

Nuts

(Honestly, the sponsors are nuts)

It’s just colourful rounders innit?

11 minutes ago, cityal said:

I wonder if said belter realises that Barton is likely to be in court for at least a few days. Not just an "inconvenient"  Friday before a game.

 

Here is the quote from the horse's mouth replying to the statement "Joey Barton's new trial will take place on Friday, November 26. "

Joke. How is it sensible to rearrange for the day before a game? I notice it just states the Friday and there's no mention of the number of days. Does this mean they now think it will be wrapped up quickly?

Yeah, they'll probably just skip all the boring 'evidence' and 'cross-examination' nonsense and go straight to the 'asking the jury wevver he done it or not" bit and have it wrapped up before lunch.

One belter on their forum is questioning why it's been arranged for a Friday, the day before a match.

Not sure he has worked out where the legal system and a game of football sit in the hierarchy of importance. I can't see the judge poring over a fixture list to see when best suits Bristol Rovers. 

1 hour ago, richwwtk said:

What planning is he on about? Is this something to do with the fruit market stadium opening in a couple of months?

Their new training ground, The Craters, or whatever it's called. The one where they forgot to include enough space for players and no offices so they have had to revise the planning application.

5 hours ago, Midlands Robin said:

If we base it on Tottenham Hotspur who, as we all recall the Sags commercial manager saying a few years ago, were the only other club in the country to do as much ground development work as the methane snorters then, from announcement to first match, the Stadium of Shite should be open in around 9 years.

Seem to remember Spurs form dipped alarmingly, as did Arsenal's after they both built their new stadia.

The powers that be at Rovers have obviously done due diligence and have pre-empted this issue.

I see David Luiz is leaving Arsenal. Have them over on CatShag expressed an interest yet?

No scientific proof of concrete on the training ground floor either. Just spit and sawdust. 

4 minutes ago, cityal said:

This aged well

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/announce-promotion-bristol-rovers-fans-4351482

 

Kevin Ward: Welcome to the gas! Blimey, Will next season be the one we start going places?

Yep,

Crawley, Salford, Mansfield, Stevenage, Barrow....