bristolmoose

13 hours ago, bcfcfinker said:

I thought they would be launching a legal challenge to claim the points.

and for compo for the 10000 travelling fans

Sounds about right.

1 minute ago, Galway Red said:

According to the EP their manager had a joke with their goalscorer before last night's game and he said "are you going to score tonight, he said Yeh, and he did" my ribs are still tickling.laugh a minute on the north side 

It comes to something when a manager considers discussing scoring goals with a member of his team a joke.

Is that really what is on the poster? Either that or someone has some seriously good Photoshop skills over there.

Blue HALF of Bristol?

Go United 2-0

Getting all excited because "da famus quarterz" were in a feature film, missing the point that the character Danny in Hot Fuzz was an utter moron.

So Sunday League. 

10 hours ago, Gert Mare said:

It is always Wycombe's fault for the following reasons.....

1) 2nd May 2001 - Basement Gas

2) They raved on about how super duper Joe Anyinsah was, but he was crap when playing for the Gas and he was also a Sheeeeeeed.

3) Played the Gas in a thunderstorm

4) Apparently played an ineligible player (Gas demanded the points but nothing came of it)

5) Won 3-0 on the final day of 2014 season, helping to send the Gas into the abyss of non league football and embarrassing them after the Gas had beaten Wycombe the week before, spilling onto the pitch, destroying advertising boards and celebrating in true 'family club' style.

They absolutely ******* detest Wycombe!

What a great club Wycombe are!  

They also wear the "unique" "famous" quarters.

Please don't hijack another thread with puns. Toe the line, guys.

44 minutes ago, Steve Watts said:

The (virus) issue is with droplets, so unless the inside of the masks are waterproof and any droplets shoot out of your nose/mouth, hit the mask, travel up and out of the top and then change direction horizontally, I'd suggest they're working enough...

The fog on glasses is droplets of water from breath condensing on the colder lenses so if this is happening, the mask is not working. 

On 17/08/2020 at 08:29, Super said:

It's bad enough wearing a mask in a shop for 10 mins, especially for many like me that wear glasses!

If your glasses are steaming up then the mask isn't working. Just deflecting upwards.

53 minutes ago, Mr Yoda said:

Anybody who is really childish could have fun with this ...

"If you see any products that are being sold illegally, or if you would like to enquire about the use of Club's trademarks, please email brand@bristolrovers.co.uk. "

"Yes, I was sold an illegal product. It was a ticket to watch Bristol Rovers play league football against Mansfield Town at the Memorial Stadium.
The "stadium" appeared to actually be a camp site, both teams seemed to be Bristol Rovers and at the end of the game (which can only loosely described as "football") I was informed that in fact one of the Bristol Rovers teams were not a league team after all." 

13 hours ago, wendyredredrobin said:

From Wednesday you can go out and play sport together as long as you’re all related. I wonder which football club will be the first to qualify for this exemption.

6 hours ago, Eighteen ninetyfour said:

It only would take a few people with the virus in the stadium to infect a big percentage of the attendance. With that happening, thats enough to spread through an entire city.

So Rovers' matches probably not under threat then.

2 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said:

Dammit, they won!

 

Coming for us, mind.

26 minutes ago, freezer said:

The only thing they'll be breaking is wind

or the record for number of games without a win.

1 hour ago, NOTBLUE said:

Facts and Bristol R***** don’t exactly go hand in hand.

Not true, it's how they do their player transfer deals.

....Oh..FACTS. Sorry, I misheard..

31 minutes ago, Seneca the Younger said:

 

 

Philosophical question...

How does he know they're the only club with an NDA on stadium plans?

A club may be planning a new stadium and this is subject to an NDA, so no news, or they're doing sod all and therefore no news.

1 hour ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I'm not getting this.  Was it disclosed that it was undisclosed or was it undisclosed that it was disclosed? 

It wasn't an undisclosed fee, it was a disclosed unfee...I think.

7 hours ago, Cider_boy said:

Some nice quotes from sags on the post website re the news about signing Timmy (til the end of the season):

Nathan Clothier: This club is being run properly, let them get on with it and back them!

Harry Blannin: If he's as good as his brother then he'll be a very decent signing.  

If he's as good as his brother then he wouldn't be signing for Bristol Rovers.

2 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

Tammy says "That's great bruv, I am sure the club will put you up in one of those nice flats". Timmy "No mate, I am living above Irene's cafe, the bathroom I share with four others is down the hall"

"On the plus side, I've got all the Wotsits I can e...OH GOD, THEY'RE ALL SOGGY!!!!"

They're also lining up Barry Kane, Jason Mount and Jasper Schmeichel before the deadline.

1 minute ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

Profit. There`s a word you don`t often hear when discussing the fewers.

Oh, I don't know, there must be quite a markup on the out of date Quavers.