bristolmoose

1 hour ago, Esmond Million's Bung said:

I see the Evil post has highlighted 6 players the gas could target as being unattached, top of the list Nile Ranger, also on the list is Stephen Caulker.

Hashtag AnkleTag

46 minutes ago, Juan Kerr said:

You'd think sags would be good at sums, what with the 24 digits and all.

Perhaps that's it. They work on a duodecimal system and multiply everything by a factor of 1.2.

Therefore yesterday's attendance  becomes 11,256 after applying the "Gas factor" which is 92% of capacity, not far off the 95% claimed.

1 hour ago, DANWRENBCFC4LIFE said:

Literally the last thing they need! Be like the wizard of oz 

"Dopey, I've a feeling we're not in Kingswood anymore"

5 minutes ago, JackofromSanJavier said:

21 minutes ago, bristolmoose said:

Nah, It's not dead. It's restin'     ("Pinin' for the fiords????")

"'ello Miss, I wish to complain about these pirates what I started to support not 'alf an hour ago....they're stone dead"

42 minutes ago, JamesBCFC said:

Talk about flogging a dead horse.

Nah, It's not dead. It's restin'

"...I'm sure you gave then dogs abuse, I know I would have!"

Er..Isn't that the manager's job?

Prowed Park?

Haven't paid for the Boundary Park?

8 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

I'd say it was the period between 1986-1991 that the Sags had their most purple patch and they only picked up results against us by trying to break our players legs (Alexander v Smith) and spending 90 minutes hoofing it out of their box and ending up with luck like you wouldn't believe. 1987 Gary Smart for me was the most unbelievable one of them all. 

 

Ah, the "Alexander". I remember when it was shorthand in the pub for "One swift half and I'm off"

Quote from asschat:

We have lots of young hungry players at the club right now in the development squad.

Should pay them more than 'Minimal' wage then.

It shows up the difference in perspective of the two sets of fans.

From the quote above - Potentially if Rovers were top four prem year on year they would get 50,000 crowds

Meanwhile there is a thread on here questioning if AG is big enough for the prem at 27000 and the consensus is that it probably is for most games! No one has mentioned top four!

4 minutes ago, Full nelson said:

https://instagram.com/p/BdFR2CPndFj/

That'll would have had Doncaster United quaking in their boots.

Looks like Radox bath salts to me.

12 minutes ago, cityal said:

Oh no its not!

They’re behind us!! 

That review is classic but AG doesn't rank at all well either, however the "latest photos" may explain the low score!

https://www.footballgroundmap.com/ground/ashton-gate/bristol-city

4 hours ago, Red Right Hand said:

Has someone perhaps been getting the stuff cheap off a bloke down the pub after he salvaged it from a skip round the back of Tesco`s. I doubt it as no professionally run organisation would do that surely.

I would have thought selling out of date foodstuffs would be something Trading Standards might be interested in though.

15 minutes ago, Clevedon Red said:

No one likes us we don’t care.

Oh I don't know, this SU fan seems to have a soft spot for us:

"Can't stand Johnson and his ridiculous Joe Pascali squeaky voice. In fact, I f*cking hate the lot of the pikey, red necked, 'oooh-ahhh' c***s"

36 minutes ago, CodeRed said:

ALEXA : Show me a sad gashesd bastard

"Sorry,  your search produced too many results, with even more locked out."

17 hours ago, AppyDAZE said:

Had a little chuckle myself walking to the game tonight. Had R. Bristol on and the Gas' game was coming to an end when the commentator says "Well, the roof really came off the stadium when that 2nd goal went in"

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 A sharp gust of wind over the favela at the same time they scored? What are the chances?

1 hour ago, Bar BS3 said:

After Darrell the Dog botherer’s “revelations” this week, you’d expect protests to be starting up at the Mem, against the board, before they lose their soul mate. 

What would be a fitting item for them to rain down on to the pitch in protest at the way they club is being suffocated in front of their eyes..? 

We’ve seen a chicken on the pitch at Blackburn. Pitch protests and games disrupted at Blackpool and Rovers. Some club recently showered the pitch in ping pong balls. 

What could Rovers fans use as a fitting statement at the Mem in coming weeks...?!

Chemical toilets?

When the suggestion was made on their forum to get a new defensive coach in, someone replied asking what Andy Tilson was up to.

As if they could afford him...must be worth at least two half-Tilson's at the going rate.

1 hour ago, Roger Red Hat said:

Get the horse back in the stable, sharpish, and bolt the door.

It's me white patio set and gazebo I'm more worried about, mind

There's a bloke wandering up and down our street in a hi-vis with GAS written on the back. 

Should I be worried?

12 minutes ago, Red34 said:

I can't actually decide which has brightened my days more!

Santa's grotto.

UWE cancellation.

Sainsburys watertight contract. 

Championship ready sprinklers that break. 

Nope can't decide!

My particular favourite was the Fresher's fair professional multimedia display complete with coloured in whiteboard, poster of Matty Taylor and videos of them losing.

4 minutes ago, Roger Red Hat said:

I heard this aswell, the panel is going to be, Ronnie Barker, Joe Cocker-spaniel and Bob Carolgies.

Rufus Hound couldn't make it?

45000+ potential fans!! Really?

This article shows the average home fan attendances of the Premier League last season.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/586985/Premier-League-attendances-home-average-2016-17-season-sportgalleries#

To save you reading it, 45k+ would place them 6th behind Liverpool, Man City, West Ham, Arsenal and Man Utd and ahead of Sunderland, Chelsea and Everton!
Leicester were defending Champions, a one team city and could only muster a paltry 32k

West Ham kids score again