bristolmoose

21 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

It’s as though they forget just what an embarrassment the Mem is. 

Do you remember our manager a few years ago claiming that we had a couple of potential signings (pre rebuild) who took a look around and chose to go elsewhere because Ashton Gate wasn’t up to scratch...? 

Can you imagine the reaction when players who might be viewing the Mem for the first time must have....?! 

“Here is the new “Stand” next week we might move it over to that space there, next to Santa’s grotto. 

I hope you’ve noticed how clean the curtains are..? Now, let me show you the canopy over the directors entrance, then we’ll put our championship ready sprinklers on to show you, then we can go inside to sort out the contract formalities while we knock one out to babestation” 

Bit far fetched isn't this? Didn't think they had an "inside"

3 hours ago, BobBobSuperBob said:

So would you be If you could see the Labrador in the missing part of the photo

Spot the paw competition?

2 minutes ago, WhistleHappy said:

Was INTENTional, forgot to capitalise ... Well spotted Pillred    

You Guys!

0-0 against 10 men for half the match! Gonna be a Long journey from Spotland to Grotland tonight after that for the travelling masses!

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

4 people have signed it....4

But how many are locked out?

How can this be?

I thought they were the second best turnstiles in the country behind Spurs?

Thanks guys, appreciate it. 
Just a follow on treatment from the testicular cancer from last year so keep checking them balls!
This treatment is 99% successful so pretty confident. Will probably lose hair so am available for Hallowe'en parties as Ian Holloway!

Best wishes to your Dad too @Red Army 75

1 hour ago, JackofromSanJavier said:

Liked your post apart from the bit about 'em not going into admin.  Get well soon, fellow Red……...hope it wasn't a massif operation 

Ta, not op but a splash of in-tents chemo to get shot of some errant miscreants that have set up camp!

Please don't let them go into admin. What would happen to this thread? This is comedy golddust!
If this was pitched as a sitcom, it would be rejected for being too far fetched!

Ok, so we've lost a couple of games and I'm recuperating after a gruelling few days in hospital but catching up on this is the perfect medicine.
#GTKOG

2 hours ago, BCFC11 said:

A post from Sagchat, unbelieveable for a so called ‘professional’ football club......

In October 2018 we will be 'remembering' 60 years ago ( North stand 1958) the last time we constructed a stand. This is a record in all 5 divisions and a small celebration will be held in the space of the proposed family stand.

North stand October 1958 - October 2018  ( 60 years ) .

Apparently the small celebration has been delayed by technical issues and won't now be delivered until January. A temporary celebration is being sourced and will hopefully be ready for October. 

What kind of person must you be to be a defence barrister

Spurling's defence barrister Sue Cameron, described the young man as a "kind", "caring" and "well-mannered" person.

Saying he is characteristically a "loyal" man who is of "good character".

10 minutes ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

 

FFS how many times does the dog botherer mention "building blocks"?

Goodness knows why. Building blocks are the fundamental elements of a permanent building. Not something they are used to. 

Unless the lads are allowed to play with the Lego at half time if they’ve been good boys. 

Is that how they boost their attendances? Carry that lot in, in a bag and then say "Yer, we tooked loads, there were 15 fans where I was sittin'"

54 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

 

I am not sure who had the most space at Loftus Road, Smith there or Weimann last Tuesday.  

Looking at the photos, each rovers fan had more space than either.

2 minutes ago, Busterrimes said:

Apparently it packs a punch

Bit too eggy for my liking

In other news, I noticed Charlton fans had a novel approach to dealing with out of date crisps.

32 minutes ago, harrys said:

So much for “Fortress Mem” 3 home games, 3 defeats, and the bestest most loyal fans in the world booing them off as well

At best it's a tent-ative start to the season for them.

8 hours ago, Monkeh said:

did I read that right?, they let their first team keeper go out on emergency loan to lincoin? have things got that bad they need to let first players leaver with no replacement? 

And he's on the bench! 

https://mobile.twitter.com/LincolnCity_FC/status/1031962223286120450/photo/1

1 hour ago, Bristol Rob said:

Doubt it, a wrap of powder is better insulated.... so the other boys tell me. Big lads they were, they've run off now... so you have nothing on me officer.

There's also a banner advertising..er..banners. and one for a helpline for the poor dears, with the chance to win a holiday - camping I presume.

1 hour ago, RedLionLad said:

"I'll just leave this here..."

I thought flytipping was illegal.

Rumour has it they ordered two football stands and got a couple of these in the post.

I see Arsenal have tonked PSV Eindhoven 5-1. Obviously not got over their midweek defeat to the gas.

It's always seemed to me that the two main stands were ordered to go along the short ends of the pitch (i.e. behind the goals) and were then accidentally built along the long ends.

14 hours ago, Bar BS3 said:

Sooner or later I might dawn on them that it’s not the venue that’s the issue..! 

The only consistent thing during the last 40 years is that people don’t want to watch them! 

I don't want to watch them. Does that make me a gashead? 

I may need counselling..