That’s unfair. 800,000 of them made a New Years resolution to go on a bike ride at 3pm every Tuesday. You can’t expect them to break it on the first day!
Happy New Year to all of the posters in the funniest thread on the entire internet.
Here’s to another 6 months of hilarity - it’ll only be a half a year as they’ll be bust by the summer.
There will be 800,000 of them asking confused Scottish people where the football stadium is.
"What do you mean the Stadium of Light isn't in Sutherland?"
The only thing in their favour is their goal difference isn’t as appalling as those around them.
We could do with them getting thrashed a few times, I’d hate them to survive on goal difference at the end of the season.