Charliesboots

I wish it were a guess mate. Approx 20k a week built up with bonus and severance package. So factoring in tax £30-40k a month is what they are prepared to pay It was so laughable I had to ask three times the person who would definitely know these things. Leeds are throwing money at contracts.

Rolling

Just over a million a year

Just broke out for lunch here in Arkansas where it's a lovely 24 degrees sunny, cloudless sky kind of a day, we've got a tasty warm buffet laid on with some very sumptuous looking strawberries I'm eyeing up for dessert. What could make such a wonderful lunchtime even better? I know my phone going wild with the news of "The Dogfather" himself speaking to Leeds Utd. Now I can say a little over a Million £ a year is on the table and he's not going to get much assurances from his new owner Wael as his contract negotiations there haven't even been discussed but what do you expect from a club who wouldn't buy new goal nets when DC asked for them so bought them himself. The "Owner" (and I say that loosely) has no money, he hasn't put anything in to the club other than buying out Piggy and Co. Oh actually he did buy them new catering facilities A NEW BURGERVAN to help increase match day hospitality revenue, so add that to the Asphalt for the UWE car park it's a win win situation. If it's all definitely on then DC will be gone, there's no love lost between him and the new regime. As for the Stadium? When your going cap in hand around City financiers like a desperate scene from 'The Producers' (as one friend told me the meeting went) to get capital then you know it's going to end badly especially when your OWN FAMILY BANK can't raise the money itself. "Thousand foot barge pole" described another friends reaction to them too. Still they remain delusional and the messiah will deliver.

Plenty of fingers for long division

I heard Reading mentioned.

That and a few other nuggets I gleaned last night. Waiting for the hangover to die down and I'll pass a few more on...

£9k a week offered to Taylor, on very good authority. Something about 3rd party ownership.

Funny who you bump into on a social occasion and what you make small talk about isn't it? I mean there's a saying that comes to mind in situations like this.."Loose Lips Sink (Pirate) Ships". Oh! my, I am going to belly laugh so intensely when their particular Pirate Ship has to traverse the choppy waters ahead and inevitably run aground. You think the relegation to Non League was hilarious? Wait for it cos it's going to get a whole lot funnier.... I'm off back to the party to see what other prize gems are going to fall my way, nothing quite like alcohol to loosen people up.

Stockhausen Syndrome surely...?

Crowing on Monday night club on five live now. Switched off

They're forging 6 rings as we speak (one for each finger) in the fires of Mt Doom.....

Getting contracts are they? Make a change from being paid in pick 'n' mix won't it..... Well done getting promotion from the Blow Football league.."Bobcat"

Partridge nice

Indeed allowed as a "work place incentive"

He's busy being a "Citizen on Patrol"

Bobcat is that you......?

I know Corbyn's in town today but isn't Dopey taking things a bit too far...?

Caption competition....

I'll leave this here and retire to my bed...

Goal difference as well, says it all.

Inches

As much as I absolutely detest them...(and I hasten to add this next statement is as painful to say as having battery acid poured over my testicles whilst having the skin between my toes subjected to paper cuts) Back to back promotions, fair play. League 1 is a much tougher challenge than the division you've just come out of so enjoy the moment as next season will be back down to earth with a bump.