Charliesboots

If only!

2-2 Late Norwich equaliser.

Could be a tricky one, but if we want to progress this season these are the games to win. 3-1 to City - Abraham, Magnusson and Reid.

Keep saying it Phil, "There's no place like home"... Im sure the reality your lot live in makes you all happy enough. For what it's worth keep on posting here too, your one of the more reasonable and I enjoy the banter.

Me - "You're gonna sneak th......." Him - "Stamford Bridge here we come" Me - "I suppose it's your cup final, bless" Him - "can't you be happy for us" Me - "No, No"

Anyone catch Beagrie trying to hide a sneaky yawn...

Pork....?

Me - "So it's this bad every week is it? The football...atmosphere" Him - "No we're not at the races today" Me - "Just as well...those poor horses" Him - "I mean it, why are you sat here watching this and wearing that ******* shirt, just **** off"

For absolute real.... A text sent to a connection when taking the piss out of Wael on the TV, his reply contained that nugget of information. What a belter.

People, this is not a joke... Wael wants to be known as 'El Presidenté' around their 'club' and has requested that his tracksuit has this printed on it... I repeat this is first hand.....

Him - "If we concede then I'm leaving the bar" Me - "Joining the 1000 or so outside are you?" Him - "**** off"

Me - "So that's the Dribuild Stand is it?" Him - "Obviously, well it's the way we do the raffle sponsorship they paid £5k for 2 tickets and won" Me - "Bit tinpot isn't it?" Him - "How exactly?, we raise more than any other L1&2 club doing it this way" Me - "Can prove that can you?" Him - "Well it's the last season were doing this as Wael is having his bank or one of his companies on the shirt" Me - "That'll look good 'Dwayne Sports'l Him - "No he owns the Four Seasons group of hotels" Me - "No..no he doesn't that's operated as a franchise, bit like saying if I opened a McDonald's I would own the company....big difference" Him - "No he owns a bank and the Four Seasons" Me - "Ok, prove it...." Him - "He said it numerous times in interviews, why would he lie?" Me - "Yes, why would he lie.....?"

Anyone else notice "Gas" on their scoreboard. FFS

Him - "This is pretty shite" Me - "You're expecting something from tonight then are you?" Him - "Well of course, were able to compete at this level" Me - "I think it's time to pace your drinking pal" Him - "Your just jealous" Me - "But we're playing Cardiff twice...in the league...the championship." Him - "No cos your not on Sky" Me - "Time for lemonade mate"

Did I mention I'm sat in the bar on holiday next to the "Superfan" wearing this... Not only to wind him up but the lesser spotted 'Bluebirds' that may be in the bar too. Love it.

Me - "so why does being all ticket matter again?" Him - "it's a Thursday, on TV who would want to go?" Me - "The worlds greatest fans...?" Him - "if all your gonna do is take the piss then off shit head" Me - "So where are they again..?"

Me - "Harrison...isn't that the lad at our match last season?" Him - "He's allowed to watch a ******* football match isn't he, for christs sake" Me - "Just asking"

On asking my brother in law... Me - "where are all your fans tonight then?" Him - "Oh well it's because it was made all ticket and people couldn't be bothered" Me - "Really? So what about when you have thousands more seats to sell in a new Stadium" Him - "They'll come to that, trust me" Me - "For the car boot on the new Tarmac?" Him - "Not funny"

If a lie is repeated often enough....

I'd imagine that their sponsorship is considerably cheaper than ours. £2 raffle

It's a stock photo when you search for "Generic Lower League Footballer"

Had her... Before @Rudolf Hucker of course

It offends my eyes. Just for you I've printed your post several times and replaced the toilet roll with it. Should get some decent use later as I'm about to tuck into a curry.

Indeed it's where Wael is planning to send them sailing down very, very soon.....

@Monkeh your incredibly closer than you realise... @bert tann I've said many times on here before, genuinely from a football fan to another...start asking serious questions about the ownership and the intentions.