Lanterne Rouge

India look like they`ve run out of ideas. They`re not used to being under this sort of pressure and it shows. Cue an England collapse before lunch tomorrow now!

Please let`s not have our normal top order collapse now we`ve got them where we want them for once.

Sooooooo close to a hat trick for COve!

They were saying on TMS that the footmarks were showing more than expected early on so worth a try - that was Vic Marks too.

He`s told Wally he`s anticipating big money bids for some of his superstars before next week and who are we to doubt him? I`m sure bigger clubs have been tracking his world-beaters for some considerable time......................................

So fans of other clubs are aware of St Colin and the part he played in football history!

Colin Daniel: Exeter City sign former Burton defender - BBC Sport If only this had happened last week and he got a debut goal last Saturday!

I`m not sure naming something that could blow away in a mild breeze after someone is a very respectful TBH.

Oh I doubt any of us would be hurtful enough to remind him of it poor lamb.....................

Barrow a A bloody long way and a stuffing Crawley h I`ll give him that one Hartlepool a See Barrow Orient h Draw Walsall a Lose Swindon h Lose in front of about 7k screaming g*sheads because Swindon are better than them. Barton sacked. Horses punched. Carlisle a See Barrow and Hartlepool So four points.

It could be worse. He could wear it backwards.

Someone`s put on there that they`ve heard JB`s registering himself as a player. A couple of others think it`s a great idea!

That comes from all those charge room interviews he`s had.

He looks more like an underfed bargain basement Noel Gallagher by the day,

I used to like Newcastle singing `Philippe, Philippe Albert` to the tune of Rupert The Bear.

If it stays like this Barton can say they won the second half.

I think they are allowed until they say something contravening the groupthink or don`t immediately say how much they love the s*gs and hate da shit and they are then accused of being a ted and banned forthwith.

No doubt the usual reasoned and well thought out debate. I`ll have a look later when I`m having me tea.

5 shots on target and four have gone in. Lovely

You did and less than half an hour gone. I fear for the horses of Exeter later.

4!!!! I`m looking forward to having a scan of slagchat later if this carries on!

Three and only 22 minutes gone! Let`s hope they take their foot off now, funny as a six or seven goal stuffing would be, we don`t want Barton given his cards - he`s doing too good a job.

He`s keeping it secret ready for the big reveal - maybe on Boxing Day. They`ve done brilliantly keeping the build under wraps - you`d be forgiven for thinking nothing at all was going on.

Not watched it but is he still wondering? He could stay there his whole career and never find out.

Better facilities and the clubs are in the main fairly well run. I wonder if the Joey factor might have had a bit to do with it too - there must be many, many players who can`t stand the little *****. No brainer really.