Lanterne Rouge

Edited for accuracy

To coin a phrase - there`s enough material there for an entire conference

They wanted it more

Thoroughly deserved

Unplayable, that`s all you can say about that!

How can anyone not love test cricket - this is gripping.

That`s what I thought, absolutely plumb! No way Kohli wasn`t reviewing it!

Perhaps not now

Exactly. Just think of the begging letters she`ll get now.

Instalments is the sensible option. Her and her family would be set for life and never have to work again. Mind you, if she`s a s*g they probably don`t work anyway.

It goes back to Jimmy trying to bounce out their tail enders I think. That and he`s getting grief off the England fans. Anyway, only 116 balls to block for the draw now.

Bloody sun`s come out now as well!

Oh dear. That`s probably it now unless Jos or Moeen can do something special.

They can probably get some sort of council funding from the budget for providing gypsy and traveller sites as well.

I don`t think he ever did for us.

He`s one that doesn`t really like football but has an amazing talent for it IMO. In JET`s eyes, football gives him the time and money to do the things he really does enjoy - who among us wouldn`t do the same if we could?

Oldham at the swamp on Tuesday - sub 6k? Then next Saturday the lovely city of Exeter will be defiled by the presence of the motley crew of racists, perverts and thugs that follow them.

Absolute master class this from Joe Root.

Lies, lies and more lies. Their fans NEVER boo their own players unlike us fickle teds.

Oh I don`t know. They were only narrowly beaten by the footballing powerhouse steeped in tradition and history that are Stevenage and pluckily held out until the 88th minute before succumbing to the superior skill of the established league side. Barton in.

Absolutely. We could be in a League 2 relegation place.

Christ. Colin will explode!

Andy King!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get the **** in!

Ipswich losing

Nothing new in comedy!