Lanterne Rouge

There certainly are some salty buggers on there this morning! It`s like rats fighting in a sack.

The only thing louder than the eruption of noise at AG that night was the combined noise of tellies being put in all over north Bristol.

Absolutely! If I need cheering up ever I watch either the Man Utd win or that game v Mansfield.

Up to second. Is it OK to stop worrying about relegation now?

I was listening on 5live extra and they went mental in the commentary box!

Not an image I want in my mind mate!

Or £300,000.00

Oh yes, we all remember that and some people wonder why we despise them so much - the fact that they tried to drive us out of existence just so they could steal AG is a bloody good reason in my view. Never forgive, never forget.

As a council, they do have a moral duty to help those less fortunate though, people that are struggling to make ends meet and whose homes could be at risk, that kind of thing. The g*s meet all these criteria easily.

Personally it`s not for me but unfortunately what TV wants, TV gets. Give me a test match any day (or a decent competitive 50 over game) - can`t wait for a week Wednesday when the first test starts. Mind you, just watch the weather change for the worse then!

I saw him earlier going through the bins round the back of Tescos so he is still about.

Most of their players would be more suited to American Football to be fair.

To be fair, that would be brilliant marketing on both sides.

I hope the two that were escorted out by security had their pockets checked and the builders had a look to make sure no equipment was missing. Mallets, tentpegs, groundsheets, that kind of thing.

In their bitter and twisted minds I`m sure us dirty teds are in some way responsible for England`s exit from the World Cup. `It must be to do with them teds, stands to reason dunnit? says one of them down the pub` to be greeted with rousing cheers and a hearty rendition of that dirge of theirs from the assembled few.

That`s a given mate. Most of them haven`t got a clue how to use a toilet properly anyway - where they live it`s just something the dog drinks out of and the bath is what you use to do your business.

Both Somerset and City do...……………………..

I expect they`ll say they snuck their own beer in so they`ll be seen as heroes for sticking it to us as our staff would have had to pick up the empty cans.

Anyone want to pop over there and tell them we`ve spent the thick end of £10m in the last fortnight - that`s 25+Tillsons if they can`t visualise such large numbers.

I did like the one who said they could replace their entire squad x 17 if they had 17 million quid. He`s obviously deluded though - it would be more like x 34.

Maths was never my strong point!

Still only 22 points behind Surrey. Not bad considering our and their last two games and results.

And we have just re-invested around eight Tillsons in a replacement. Unlike them, if a player leaves we get someone in who has a reasonable chance of filling the gap left rather than someone on a free who`s played six games for Dover Athletic or some similar footballing powerhouse.

He could put in offers for some of the German players - a few more losers wouldn`t be out of place down the minimal.

Matt Renshaw will not play for us again this season after breaking his finger.