Lanterne Rouge

I think this merger has come about as a result of their loyal and true fans` boycott of Sainsbury`s. Obviously it`s had a huge impact on their turnover and they are now being forced to seek financial support elsewhere. It`s either merge with Asda or go bust I reckon. Apparently they first noticed that something was up when sales of White Lightning and spaghetti hoops plummeted.

Why no Jack Leach for us?

Henbury Gas?

And has been a total cock ever since, must be the g*s influence.

Yorkshire 49/1

It will have paid off its mortgage and have a decent pension plan and will be looking forward to its retirement. Its children and grandchildren will usually come round to visit on a Sunday and they'll all go to Wetherspoons for lunch. Even then the gap will be in no danger of ever being narrowed.

And the rest were still roaming the surrounding streets punching horses and groping random mothers innocently doing their shopping.

And always will be.

14634 at Plymouth yesterday. Just saying like.

It`s always the same with them. Where most clubs` fans just want to be the best they can be and accept that they will never be Man City those obsessed inbreds want nothing more than to be better than us. If they got relegated in 23rd place they would be happy as long as we were 24th. I honestly believe that if Bristol was hit by a nuclear warhead the g*s would be happy provided AG was destroyed in the process. It`s hilarious really but also very sad when you think of how pointless and empty their lives would be if they didn`t have us to obsess over and fill their waking hours.

Well that`s alright then, I thought you were using a profanity there for a minute.

Or Henbury Gas? He`s almost certainly got a lot of bots he could use.

I seriously think it will be revealed that he`s actually one of us and has been on the mother of all pisstakes for years.

Not sure. The last win I saw up there was the Super Bob game where we won 4-0 and it was like a war zone outside afterwards.

Seriously. it`s not as if we haven`t played them much in that time either.

Great having the snake back too - gives us another option.

It`ll look a bit better if Derby lose tomorrow. Boro had Leadbitter sent off tonight too so he won`t play Saturday.

First time we`ve beaten Birmingham since 1993!

Be nice if Wolves could do Derby tomorrow night now - live on Sky I think.

v Cardiff?

Max O`Leary keeps another clean sheet for Solihull and they win again.

I bet they won`t see the funny side up the pikey camp.

Lovely, you can never have too much of that.

Villa!!!!!!! What a goal from Grealish.

Snakey you little beauty!!!!!!!!!!