Lanterne Rouge

Over in three days?

Get them four or five down by stumps and we should do this. Got to be aggressive from the off though, don`t let them settle - they have good players that can dig in like Amla.

If it`s the ones we had down here this morning they`ll come to nothing - lovely & sunny here in Devon now. We do bat a long way down these days now though don`t we? Groenwald on 24 - is he hitting out?

Let Hildy get his 200 and Dom his ton and call it a day then?

Looking very good ATM. The weather is forecast to be excellent for today and tomorrow too so no reason why we can`t win this from here. Just hope Hants can`t dig in too much. G`wan Somerset!

These things take time.

324/7 at stumps, 93 ahead. Better than it looked earlier on. Fair play to Jack too - 22 not out. He`s getting pretty useful with the bat these days.

#procrastinationnotexcavation

Ging Gang Gooly? Rolling Along On The Crest Of A Wave? They`re Boy Scout standards.

One of the funnier parts of the transfer was that they told us to do one when we triggered the release clause and we had to remind them how these things work! They must have taken legal advice from the same solicitors that drew up their Sainsbury`s contract.

It would have been with a runner surely?

Some work gone into that, fair play mate!

Match drawn. Is it tempting fate to say we`ve had a good enough start this season to not be looking over our shoulders at the drop already or is it too soon?

I think you mean cleaned don`t you? #evolutionnotrevolution

Jeff summed him up on Soccer Special today; `He`s not really set the world alight since signing from Bristol R*vers`

Don`t worry, they`ll invest it wisely no doubt. Some good deals on patio furniture at the moment now the sun`s come out. They might even have enough over for a barbeque for the director`s lounge.

You can take the boy out of Horfield.....................................

I see Bodin got sent off for two yellows today, the first for punching the ball into the net and the second for diving. Once a s*g always a s*g.

That would be so funny.

Imagine what it was like for those of us unfortunate enough to have a birthday on the 2nd of May and having to put up with their rag of a fanzine being called that for ten years. Wycombe lifted a huge weight off my shoulders in 2001.

He`s in hospitality then?

I think this merger has come about as a result of their loyal and true fans` boycott of Sainsbury`s. Obviously it`s had a huge impact on their turnover and they are now being forced to seek financial support elsewhere. It`s either merge with Asda or go bust I reckon. Apparently they first noticed that something was up when sales of White Lightning and spaghetti hoops plummeted.

Why no Jack Leach for us?

Henbury Gas?