Aizoon

Woo hoo! We're off the bottom!!

Ho hum.

Bu99er!

Hit them I mean.

Horace said 4-2. I'm sticking with 3-0. Score another and hot them on the bounce.

My best day ever at the Gate was a 2-0 win against Oldham. Be nice to have that score today.

Horace is on the way back from his birthday treat at Westonbirt. He hopes JET has started a second treat for him

And? They're puppets to a Central team. No different to a floor manager in Tescos.

And no different to an accountant employed by Tescos.

No, that isnt what I said.

I was stereotyping those arrested.

Show me 16 doctors, lawyers, accountants etc among them and I'll show you a liar.

Wasn't the leader of the CSF a bank manager?

Yes, the club should help the police. However, the police should help the club, which they manifestly failed to do at the Rovers game.

Also, the club should not hand out life bans to fans who have been systematically provoked and, in the case mentioned above, assaulted by the South Wales Police.

Football without fans is nothing

Bcfc should hang their heads in shame,

They should be asking the police what service they actually recieved on derby night for the money it cost

And that is, literally, the bottom line. We paid shedloads of money for policing that didn't do its job and alloweed a minor incident to blow up into a (fairly) major fracas. if the police had cracked down on the few idiots in the lower Dolman, none of this would have happened.

Of course, then the police wouldn't have got their cash next time, and the Post wouldn't have got its anti-football story...

Well, as I have pitch-invasion history, when the Old Bill come knocking I'm going to claim to be a Sag just masquerading as a City fan and be rewarded with a life ban from the Mammary Gland.

I'm amazed that the Family Club haven't sussed yet that the 25 odd arrested 'Sags' are really City fans in disguise.

Don't give the Evil ideas

I think this is excellent work by the police, we would be complaining far more if they weren't doing their job

Let's keep the YOBS out of Ashton Gate.

Pity they weren't doing their job early enough INSIDE the ground. Proper policing would have involved just a couple of idiots being arrested, but that wouldn't have justified the Post headlines and the police overtime.

I have spotted a pattern to when England win the World Cup.

It is every 900 years after the Battle of Hastings.

And every 600 years after Stella Artois is founded.

"It's not the last day of the JR period yet, that's in mid-September."

And September 11th is...

Did you hear about the Ashton Vale dog-walker who had a messy accident?

He fell between two stools...

I was going to say, they must of left it until the very last moment.......in true NIMBY style.

Yup. That's the mark of the NIMBY

Its actually not....just proves what a clown he is

Surely, if he's a clown, he's - well - funny

Aiz, for the second time tonight, you cheered me up, give 'Orace and yerself a good quaff of Natch!

Isle of Jura malt, Bucks. Horace gets a slug for having his Tweet read out too.

Only Bristol City could manage to get relegated on my 50th birthday.

and FGR lost yet again.

Look on the bright side - they might get promoted back on your 60th

They talk that rowlocks because they think we'd stop listening if we knew we were down.

We are the Ovaltinies, happy girls and boys...

...aren't we?

Probably in europe aswell.

No, I reckon San Marino is worse

The jokes on him, hes back in the SPL with the world footballing giants that are Aberdeen... i'm sure he wont be leaughing tbh! His career is in tatters...

Yes, a bit of a comedown from the mighty Bristol City.

All the way to the bank