GreedyHarry

This commentator is f'ing appalling. Must have only played about 5  minutes of football if the actual commentary is to be believed rather than the rambling claptrap.

3 minutes ago, cynic said:

P'nawn da.

You forgot Garej for garage - despite the fact that there is no J in the Welsh alphabet.

On the subject of cars - how about teiars for tyres, or Tacsi for Taxi.

Gutteral, bastardised language that differs according to which region you are in.

My particular favourites are dim parkio and dim cyclio. No parking and no cycling are the translations. Its a very easy language. We could also add to our vocabulary. Dim crowdio could describe Saturdays in North Bristol, or maybe Wally will learn some Welsh and admit Dim cashio.

26 minutes ago, S_Y_G said:

Equally a tosse*.

Which the bell on Twitter going on about Flint dying or the bell on your site wanting Tammy's legs broken? Either way they are both professionals plying a trade and haven't initiated the threats being made. You go for the moral high ground though and ignore the fact that if you initiate aggressive and violent behaviour, you generally do not come away unharmed.

3 hours ago, Seventeen said:

You create your own luck.

Indeed you do. Remind me, when was the last time that South Gloucestershire Rovers  were above Bristol City.

Yay its football day. Missus dropped at work, time for breakfast, then pick her up later and walk down to the gate. 2-0 today hopefully. A clean sheet, and a result to steady the ship after the disappointment of Tuesday.

14 minutes ago, Hello said:

 Lord knows what Nick Higgs was prepared to sell to get UWE built. UWE were already taking on x facilities.

 

I imagine they have thrashed out some sort of deal and the feasibility study is to run some projected revenues etc on the basis of whatever new agreement (there had been talk of rejigging some of the internals from the original design) as well as reviewing the final cost of the project.

 

 

And I imagine they are looking at having mechanical horses as a side show.£1 a punch. Canvassing the roof for that cosy home from home feel. Replacing the flip down seats with white patio chairs for flexibility and working out how to reuse santa's grotto. The feasability study will reveal the final cost, and, how it can all be done without spending even one Dinar.

5 hours ago, BRFC_Gas said:

Was discussed weeks ago, surely it must be mentioned somewhere on this massive thread about us?

Oh excellent. So the super fans have been organising the boycott for weeks. With that amount of organisation the home attendance will be zero. That should make the national news where I look forward to reading about it.

4 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

These really are genuine questions to any posters who wish to consider them reasonably.

If someone like the equivalent of Bert Tann posted regularly on Gaschat, taking the position of being a City fan, assuming of course they were allowed to do that, and consistently criticised Bristol City, having special bile for Bristol Sport and without ever a word of praise for anything positive like a promotion or a new manager, how would you feel about it?

As on here, no doubt "Alan Dicks" or whatever he might call himself, would get loads of likes from Rovers fans, and congratulations for seeing the truth about how rotten the club really are, or at least as he portrays the club. 

You would read this on Gaschat and come to the conclusion that the bloke is a total shyster, wouldn't you?  You wouldn't take a word he says about being a City fan with any credibility, would you? 

Would you?

But, as you allude to in the first paragraph, he would likely be banned before writing anything remotely entertaining. However, if he did get to write equally entertaining posts, I'm sure that most would take him at face value and laugh along, however some of the less level headed with less abilty  to recognise humour, might react like you lot. Shame we'll never know really as you wont allow interaction with us on slagchat.

15 minutes ago, Bar BS3 said:

I'm just looking into getting a bulk order made. 

I'll buy one if you are thinking of selling them. Save a fortune on sugar.

16 minutes ago, cynic said:

Are you really smaller than a flea ?

His brain certainly is. Imagine, going on a rival's forum, and attacking one of your own who is clearly well thought of, imaginitive, witty and entertaining. Obviously doing this will prove........................will prove........ ..... umm........................ no, I give in.

18 minutes ago, Doozerchris said:

Or Gashlip

Ha ha. I vote gashlip as best.

36 minutes ago, Doozerchris said:

You could rearrange the letters and become Siphgal....?

Or Pishlag.

2 minutes ago, Smaller than a flea said:

Bristol Rovers Facebook. Likes 100,335.

Bristol City Facebook. Likes 99,381.

The horse punching tent dwelling minnows are liked by more people than the one team in Bristol.  

Oh. Okay, you win.

1 hour ago, 54-46 said:

I see they're getting in on the hashtag phenomenon as well now

Can't quite make out the bottom of the shirt but I'm sure one of our resident Sags can confirm if it's on there too?

#EvolutionNotRevolution........

I've used the Ashtotron Digital Doobery and confirm the hash tag says #masturbationandincestation

I think we should therefore be grateful to have our hashtag.

2 hours ago, Henbury said:

My girlfriend decided to wear a Bristol City top for a week to see the public reaction.

Today was her first day, and she's already been spat on, swore at, punched in the face, kicked up the arse and received death threats.

God knows how bad it will get when she finally leaves the house.

 

Sorry Boys, it made i laugh

What a way to treat your niece.

1 hour ago, Weezord said:

269 pages and nearly 11,000 posts, so what do you guys think of the new kits..

 

I think, wow, City will be in red and white, and scummers will be looking 2nd class as normal. Then I think about our 27000 all seater stadium and then I think about fixtures like Villa at home and Newcastle at home. Then I look to see what Yeovil and Cheltenham are doing on significant  weekends when City are away. Then I thank the Lord that despite having a scummer for a dad, he let me find my own way. Wee  sword. :laugh:.

10 minutes ago, Weezord said:

Can't see me quoting £3m anywhere but carry on

Thanks 

17 minutes ago, Weezord said:

With all this talk of transfer fees and tens of millions spunked up the wall, anyone would think there was a bigger gap than 24 places between the clubs.

Blimey. You're good fun aren't you? First you make up a figure of 3 million as a transfer fee and then when you don't get much of a reaction you up it to tens of millions. If we are good and keep quiet will you up the transfer fee further? Can we place bets on when Lee Tomlin becomes the most expensive player in the universe according to you. Maybe we could borrow your stopwatch which you keep on about.

4 hours ago, SirColinOfMansfield said:

I just looked up "Exctatic" and apparently it is similar to ecstatic ... in that it means being "full of joy" or "rapturous" ... the only difference is that it is usually used by people who don't mind looking like a **** on a public forum

 

Blimey, I thought my dictionary was faulty, but luckily I noticed it is the concise non-**** edition. Does anybody know where you can purchase the gas-logic version so I can follow the more bitter parts of this thread.