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2 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

A Tattoo shop?

That's Gary Penrice pre-moustache...

Hang on then. So if I posted "Bristol Rovers are not shite" I could potentially be in a tricky situation, as I've obviously lied and specifically named them?

Better not say too much...

3 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Check out @Barn_Bcfc’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/Barn_Bcfc/status/945761614082519040?s=09

WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN'S PORTION IS THAT ALL ABOUT!?!

What an absolute bell end! Is he serious? 

1,103! Travelling in huge numbers - it's just what they do... 

41 minutes ago, slartibartfast said:

Have you been raiding Dopey's hard drive ?

I'll wager that dog has experienced Dopeys "hard drive" on numerous occasions...

Dopey is clearly showing the strain of managing the fans expectations at one of the biggest clubs in the world, however it is reassuring to know that he can get away from it all...

12 hours ago, AppyDAZE said:

Fred in court:  Yes, I murdered, yes i buried women, yes Rose did all those things,   but no focking way did i ever support Bristol Rovers!! I'm a Gloucester City man, me. And sometimes Reading

Or -

Nope, it was absolutely nothing to do with me your honour, I've always been the ultimate family man. It must have been a bunch of She Ted's digging up my patio and burying all those bodies...

10 minutes ago, CiderJar said:

and yet officially it was 197

Someone's bullshitting then...

7 minutes ago, CiderJar said:

Att: 1657

Dunno what the split actually was but I was driving home from work around 7.15 tonight and the bloke on the radio said there were as many Swindle as Sags in the ground. WOW...!

2 hours ago, Cheesleysmate said:

The Millwall fan said the only thing missing was the "fackin coconut shy"!

This made me laugh! Surprisingly shrewd comment from a bunch commonly referred to as "wenkas"... 

2 hours ago, Spoons said:

My kids match of the day magazine misprint ?

Mind the gap rovers! 

So the Blue Fews defeat on Friday night was just a dream! Turns out it was US that lost 4-2 after all! They must be pissing themselves laughing at us, I feel awful! How did it happen? Suppose we can concentrate on the league now - it's a Mickey Mouse cup anyway.

So who did they get in the next round...?

Baker clearly not fit in my opinion...

28 minutes ago, wendyredredrobin said:

I thought they needed a cup run to avoid going under by March. 

Maybe hypnosis is the only answer.

It does sound as though a Medium could help! Glad to say that totally rules me out, as I'm virtually a XXL now...

FTG

8 minutes ago, CyderInACan said:

I'm playing a solid front line of Red Berry Tea and a dish of Apple Crumble & Custard. Cracking selection. 

A tasty combination...

Wrong on both counts Rudolf I'm afraid! The "Faltskog" is a small, oval shaped coffee table available from IKEA... 

10 minutes ago, Port Said Red said:

Looking at their forum no-one over there seems to have realised there were any cup games tonight. I wonder why they have so little interest? 

Surely you need money in the bank to generate interest? 

Just wondering how many of the Blue Few will have tuned in tonight delighted to find that we were a goal down? 

Bet they weren't listening by full time - w*nkers... 

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41 minutes ago, Bristol Rob said:

He's his own father.

I have heard that his sister is his mother, his uncle is his brother, and that they are a very close family...

2 hours ago, Juan Kerr said:

They must have the campest badge in the football league.

(Appropriate, given how much canvas they have)

That really is a good spot Juan. The pirate has his hand on his hip, an effeminate type earring, some extremely strange footwear, and looks to be trying to "poke" someone with what could well be a "pork sword".

Just sayin like...

I don't understand why bad weather should affect Sag attendances. There are plenty of suitable products available...

32 minutes ago, Eddie Hitler said:

I can exclusively reveal the AI Qadis' long term.business strategy for the gas,:

 

That is no star gate I'm afraid. It's an extreme close up of a championship ready sprinkler...

26 minutes ago, 42nite said:

 

I read it as Fanyalse. 

 

I find myself drawn to the "fany"... 

There have been a lot of prestigious cycling events recently that would have had a significant impact on Sag attendances...