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17 minutes ago, Taz said:

 

Just when you thought they couldn't get any more stupid, they throw something like that at the nation.

Bet he's going to make his other half squeal like a cow tonight....

His sister...

7 minutes ago, BS2 Red said:

My toddler has a sickness bug and so I’m home with Tipping Point on in the background. Cleaning up puke from the carpet is more entertaining, especially when a 15er is talking about the “dark days in the conference”

The Sag bellend also had the following tough question - 

"Cured with salt, the meat from which animal is used to make bacon?"

Answer - "Cow".

I spat my tea out...

I can understand the dodgy, 70's style footballer mullet hairstyle from when "Fruity Francis" was actually a 70's footballer. But why oh why, over 40 years on, does he still keep it? In my opinion he looks a complete tw*t!

Who cuts his hair? David Blunkett? Stevie Wonder? Andrea Bocelli? The council?

**** me...

Rant over...

2 minutes ago, hodge said:

Some very poor comments on Cardiff's forum given everything that's going on

Like what H...?

Putting emotion to one side it is harsh, but it's also business. To me the deal had been done, the transaction completed. The "property" (sorry) belonged to Cardiff, therefore surely payment is due...?

I've heard of tactical substitutions, enforced substitutions etc but never "tree substitutions ". 

Am I missing something...?

Looks like he's just taken a bite of "da foinal turd"...

1 hour ago, BCFC11 said:

Rumours going around the fewers that Sercombe? Is being sold to Portsmouth for £400k, some saying it’s false info but in true Saghead fashion one thinks that if he does go, with the funds generated from the sale and the one going to Swindle the other day (didn’t even get a fee btw) that they should go out and spend £500k on a striker to keep them up

I've heard that Sercombe is one of their better players (must be if any type of fee is being quoted). If that's the case surely by buying a striker they might solve one problem but will almost definitely create another?

Great stuff, carry on losers...

3 hours ago, Rudolf Hucker said:

"We're struggling in da foinal turd".

You'd have thought that Dopey would have picked up before he left.

Out of likes but love this RH!!!

Caller - "We need at least 4 new players".

Radio Bristol - "Yes but you'll need to sell first".

Caller - "I know, but who's gonna want any of our players?"

Oh dear oh dear oh dear....

Normal service has been resumed...

So this player moving from the Sags to Swindle, I'm sure his thinking will be to get more game time. 

Or is it because he sees lowly League Two underperformers Swindle as a better option than Rovers (even though GC says they wanted him to stay)?

Says it all about the Blue Few when SWINDON is a better option...

From these pictures you can clearly see why your average Sag refers to our ground redevelopment as "the trashton tart-up". We obviously took the cheap option.

Jealous ws...

1 hour ago, Ohbasso said:

Stole their anthem from Plymouth.

Stole watches from players.

Stole from the supporters club.

Stole the money for sand and bought cheaper stuff instead.

Didn't they also have a manager who stole video recorders from the supporters club?

Some vertically challenged Sags to the right of that picture, potentially a handful when considering "angry little man syndrome".

Wonder if they had a few pints in that boozer, or went straight on the shorts...

Didn't some commercial guy at Rovers state in the summer that they and Spurs had put more into ground redevelopment than any other clubs, or did I dream that?

Either way, the Blue Few seem to have overcome their issues far more quickly...

WOW...!

4 minutes ago, 1960maaan said:

Pictures of @Rudolf Hucker ???

Unable to comment further! I have been scarred for life...

In the spirit of entertainment I made the mistake of googling "cockman", hoping to find something amusing to post about the Blue Fews latest Messiah.

Please take my advice and DO NOT try it yourself!!!

Aaaarrrggghhh my eyes......

Something like "I'd better be careful how I answer - it's Cocklan" (phonetically obviously)!

Even he knows it...

Just got back from taking the boy to school, listening to Radio Bristol with Emma Britton interviewing the new Sag manager.

"So Graham, just to clarify, is it Coff or Cock?"

I think we all know the answer to that one deary...

Cat fingerer...

I have no inside knowledge whatsoever but it seems to me that the Sags recent improvement will be enough to secure the job for GC, at least until the end of the season (cheap option).

If that is the case can someone please clarify the correct pronunciation of his name - is it Coughlan (as in "coff" / Frank Bough) or Coughlan (like a "cog" / dog)?

Very important when singing about his mother's alleged "extra curricular activity".

Thanks...

5 hours ago, WessexPest said:

Fanta Claus is coming to town.

Real Fanta on its way to the Mem Stad!!!

There can't be much else yer average Fewer wants for Christmas now:

Championship ready sprinklers - ✓

Tent - ✓

Unique kit - ✓

Worldwide admiration - ✓

Billionaire owner - ✓

Racist support - ✓

To name but a few...

The list is endless, what do you get for the fans that have everything...?

C.nuts...

Are they still coming for us?

Didn't Paul McCartney buy Heather Mills a plane?

And a Ladyshave for the other leg...