Banjo Island

9 minutes ago, Portred said:

One of the blue few in work is a rugby fan too. He posted the vid of the Bears players singing Blackbird all celebrating their great win, on the works WhatsApp.  
a few mins later a city fan posted the 2nd vid of Joe Joyce. 
in the space of a few mins he went from hero to 

‘what a asshole’

What a Gasshole

They really are a desperate sad pointless futile MEASLEY bunch of belters

34 minutes ago, Gert Mare said:

Brilliant Joycey! 
 

I know a few Sags who were watching last night. Celebrating wildly and then hearing that and watching them go into instantaneous meltdown was absolutely ******* priceless! “Shithead Lady Garden! Turn it off! Turn that ******* shithead off and turn it back on in a minute”.

”******* hell! Blackbird! ******* shithead song. Turn the ******* thing off again!”

Oh the GIFT just keeps on giving!

They do love a lady garden

Astonishing yet another pen for the vile ones

3 hours ago, Fordy62 said:

Rumour has it they’ve been offered a striker, this is my very favourite suggestion...

 

 

Daniel sturridge poch as manager state of the art training ground the fruit bowl nearing completion appy dayz unlucky da shit

7 minutes ago, Busterrimes said:

The ref was Trevor Kettle so not surprised he was poor. It's all about him when he referees.

Trevor kettle and james linnington consistently abysmal

3 minutes ago, Matthew me said:

Thought they'd signed some top players.?

Turns out the new tarmac has been their best investment this season...

They seem really pleased with that tarmac dont they

This is looking very promising for the gas this ben garner lad is doing a fabulous job keep up the good work ben

Goodnite gas keep up the fantastic work garner lad what an inspired apoitment

THANK YOU MAX

20 minutes ago, Robert the bruce said:

I'd nae want to mine..

She looks like Arthur Mullard in a frock..

Mmm i might be tempted she sounds better looking than my missus

1 hour ago, Sniper said:

If Sky can get rid of Tommo, Le-tis & Charlie, and the BBC can get rid of the Question of Sport team, then I'm putting in a WOKE complaint right now to get this dirty song banned

Anyone caught singing it to be fined 1000th of a Tilson and ordered to take a bath, haircut, dentist visit, and to throw out any Stone Washed denim jackets.

I know of one character still wearing the same stone washed denim jacket he wore on the tote back in the 70s caught in a banjo island time warp

6 hours ago, Andy082005 said:

Nah. Was just a deep clean wasn’t it?

Yeah he bought a secondhand steam cleaner off gumtree

38 minutes ago, Ronnie Sinclair said:

If it isn't I would advise urgent psychiatric assistance - anyone who thinks BRFC are a bigger club than Pompey is certifiable 

And not to far off west ham

4 minutes ago, CiderJar said:

Things like this must be costing the club a fortune...

 

They must be loosing money hand over fist

10 minutes ago, Son Of Nob said:

 

.... We only take 1,000 regularly to away games ...

15 minutes ago, cityal said:

On JCH from: https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/15554/jch?page=9

"Perhaps he's just content to pick up his wage with us, not every player is desperate for a move higher. He does seem to love the club as on any team photo he's usually bang in the middle. "
 

They really are thick as

Well what a remakable turnaround we totally bossed that half most enjoyable half of football ive seen all season keep it going lads like the look of vyner oh and LJ IN

Top quality maggo

FAKE NEWS !!!!!

43 minutes ago, 22A said:

Nothing on their forum about the season ending today, but a thoughtful thread about if next season had to be played behind closed doors.

https://gaschat.co.uk/thread/16321/theoretically

Just wondering, if it were decided that next season’s games were to all be played behind closed doors ( or even if say there was a delayed start to the season followed by at least half the season behind closes doors), would we have to play the games at the Mem, or theoretically could we host competitive matches at The Colony?
If this were the case it would allow time for some renovations at The Mem or may even just be cheaper to operate than an empty stadium on match day. The only issue i see is it would be harder to keep fans out.

Surely if the 2metre rule is changed we could play games with a small crowd at a safe distance using just the seats available it would bring in some income ?

Its a field with a portakabin you TIT

1 hour ago, Ska Junkie said:

I'm a bit bored in a zoom meeting which is going on for ever with some smarmy yank waffling away ('Hey Buck,' arsehole) so I've been doing a little comparison between delusion central and one of the teams the druggy said they are bigger than. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions as it's obviously too tight to call.

Fulham v scum comparison

Capacity:
Craven cottage 29,600
The dump 12,300

Average crowd:
Fulham 17,752 (reduced capacity)
****ts 7397

Squad value:
Fulham £83.88M
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/fc-fulham/transfers/verein/931
Scum £3.87M
https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/bristol-rovers/transfers/verein/2455

 

Games in major European competitions

Fulham 47, including 2 finals, one as recent as 2010.

Tent dwellers Erm 0 although they all went to Benidorm on a beano.

Years in the top flight:
Fulham 26
Deluders Erm 0

Money spent on stadium developments in the last 12 months
Fulham £100M, new riverside stand
Camp site Erm 0

Current league position
Fulham 3rd in the Championship
Berks Nowhere near the Championship

Years in non league
Fulham 0
NLBR there’s a clue in the NLBR

 

I don't see how anyone can separate the 2 TBH. 

As you rightly say ska this one is way to close to call maybe they are on a par with norwich thou accorrding to icegas personally i think if they are looking for comparisions then maybe they should try Bitton fc or Mangotsfield fc even these two have facilites that look far more like real stadiums iam really struggling to think who they are comparable with

16 minutes ago, Peter O Hanraha-hanrahan said:

Thing is, we’ve seen enough examples of this sort of delusion over the years to know that these beliefs are pretty much the norm up at the Mem amongst the blue few.

Imagine standing in a half empty, 12k capacity stadium full of tents and chatting about how much bigger ‘da Gas’ are than clubs like Fulham, Charlton and Blackburn Rovers?

Absolute weapons. 

Its mind boggling aint it

20 minutes ago, cityal said:

Their average attendance for last 10 years is 7334. Their average attendance this year 7397 - lower than Lincoln, MK Dons, Blackpool and Rotherham - marginally above peterborough

"Huge potential"

I think someone has overdosed on the deludamol AGAIN

3 minutes ago, Ska Junkie said:

If ever I needed the reasons why I despise that shitty little club to be shown in one picture, this is it!

Totally besotted with how we are doing rather than themselves.

What a total halfwit