Jerseybean

Tell me, what is it that you plan to do with your one, wild and precious life? Mary Oliver, poet

Anybody know when there will be an announcement about when our game against Swansea will be played please. Think all we know at the moment is Its sometime over the weekend of Friday, January 6th to Monday, January 9th 2023.

As per the title…..https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bristol-city-premier-league-revealed-7861176

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up. The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

"...And after a long time the boy came back again. "I am sorry, Boy," said the tree, "but I have nothing left to give you- My apples are gone." "My teeth are too weak for apples," said the boy. "My branches are gone," said the tree. "You cannot swing on them-" "I am too old to swing on branches," said the boy. "My trunk is gone," said the tree. "You cannot climb-" "I am too tired to climb," said the boy. "I am sorry," sighed the tree. "I wish that I could give you something... but I have nothing left. I am an old stump. I am sorry..." "I don't need very much now," said the boy, "just a quiet pleace to sit and rest. I am very tired." "Well," said the tree, straightening herself up as much as she could, "well, an old stump is a good for sitting and resting. Come, Boy, sit down. Sit down and rest." And the boy did. And the tree was happy." Shel Silverstein - The Giving Tree, 1964.

Kane possibly injured - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63724625?at_format=link&at_campaign_type=owned&at_ptr_name=facebook_page&at_medium=social&at_link_origin=BBC_Sport&at_link_id=64172F3A-6AB2-11ED-9053-50FE2052A482&at_campaign=Social_Flow&at_link_type=web_link&at_bbc_team=editorial&fbclid=IwAR1vUwyrlpNk9yuKE-J0oWKSfI_c9aEj-b6Sbcl_0-oHAWpSOSt6xfYHESA

As per the title: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63723992

The wonder of nature, an osprey fishing!

Investigations are Gouda take time, we are Stilton awaiting more information….

An Old Farmer writes to his Son who is in Prison: "Dear Son, this year I won't be able to plant Potatoes because I can't dig the field by myself, I know if you are here, you would have helped me". The Son writes back, "Dad don't even think of digging the field because that's where I buried all the money I stole." The Police read the letter and the next Day the whole field was dugged up looking for the money but nothing was found. The following Day the Son wrote again, 'Now plant your Potatoes dad, it's the best I can do from here. '

https://twitter.com/kieranmaguire/status/1593311014782640129?s=58&t=CXvKkJLruKDZp4Bz-UZUbQ

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63665152

As per the title: https://www.bcfc.co.uk/news/supporter-travel-survey-launched/

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