A bloke is swimming off the coast when he gets into difficulty and starts drowning.
After a few minutes of struggling a boat comes past and offers him help,
'it's ok' says the man, 'I put my faith in god, he will save me'
The boat sails away again.
After more struggling, a helicopter appears, and drops down to offer assistance,
again the man says 'it's ok, I put my faith in god, he will save me'
After the helicopter flies off, the man continues to struggle and is sadly drowned.
He appears at the pearly gates and is greeted by god,
He says to god 'I prayed to you and believed you would save me, what went wrong?'
God says, 'I sent you a boat and a helicopter, what more do you want?'