Bianconeri

They count the year spent outside of the league and multiply by Wally's claimed wealth in conch shells to get that stat I believe.

Back in 1980/81 we were abject, awful, terrible and ended up getting relegated from Division 2 with more points than goals scored (2 points for a win then). I remember my sister reckoned it was a good season because we finished second bottom and the sags were bottom.

I still think it's all part of a master plan to get Bath City into the league once the sags relocate to Trumpton again and then go out of business. Could unravel if the few get relegated twice first

It's moved on, we're moving to a 40,000 stadium at UWE along with Bris. Suppose the deluded ones think they'll then buy AG for £35 (if they can get a loan)

Did Alison Mitchell refer to a hand job on TMS in the first over after lunch today (Friday)?

Sorry, have to disagree on one major point you make mate.

Page 16 of that thread goes far beyond delusion. I'm not sure what comes beyond paranoia!

Slight typo, they won't have 30% of the crowd (crowed?)

I hope we have featured this so that we can help to recover the items and not to laugh at the sags.

Belter!

The only option on that site if they had any money and the site wasn't inevitably going to be repossessed and sold for housing. Build the biggest stand they can get away with in the car park behind the newish stand. Then knock that one down and rotate 90 degrees. They'd have a new stand at one end and a crappy but useable one at the other while they redeveloped the two new sides, then finally redevelop the end opposite the new stand. What could possibly go wrong? They couldn't demolish a stand and re-lay a pitch in the close season so some ground sharing would be inevitable - but who'd have them? Bournemouth went to Dorchester (nice ground) if memory serves. Bris missed a trick by not rotating the pitch when they demolished the old cowshed. The training pitches were still there then and the clubhouse terrace could easily have been extended along the whole side.

I've been to Shrewsbury, the new ground lacks the 'character' of the old one but it's pretty good for what they aspire to.

Yep, usually follows a leveraged buy out

I just read it. I have to hope that my memory decays selectively so that I forget it. Frankly alarming and disturbing in equal measure.

Take that at face value. That would mean they had 9 or 10 individuals ot the ground on Saturday who think it's OK to dole out distasteful abuse. Should be quite easy to find, ban and hand over to the authorities then............

One of the slags has a Trabant, he's been asking where to park his expensive German car. ****

Twatchat - we always start slowly..... Been on the Chablis so might stop posting.

FTFY

The only league club to fail to qualify for the league cup

Sorry, you made a typo, but I am sure the village idiots will use it as 'evidence' of taking 30,000 to every away game.

Sorry pal, you could not be more wrong. I look at / post on this thread because I know that wherever I am in the world I am guaranteed comedy incompetence and delusion by your club and its followers interspersed with (usually) wry and insightful comment from us.

I believe we are heading more towards something like Bradford City v Bradford Park Avenue in the medium term. Longer term, the shape of football will change anyway, though I'm sure the footballs will remain spherical.

Fair enough, sold half the ground, got some cash which they used to pay some debts to a major shareholder, not enough so went bust and lost the other half. Nothing like that will happen again in Bristol will it?

Weren't they bottom of the league when war was declared?

I'm not 100% sure to be fair. It was a while ago!