Chicken George

12 minutes ago, Robbored said:

Plymouth is lovely  My daughter was at uni there and I used to visit her regularly. I knew Plymouth pretty well before she went there and it’s a great place..

We almost moved there with work about 30 years ago but circumstances at that time dictated that we ended up not going

There was this one time, I was going to do something. But in the end, I didn’t. 

I’m at the point where I actively want Semenyo and Scott to leave asap. 
The club needs to turn a profit next year to satisfy FFP, so we need to get some income now. 
Both are good players but neither are fundamentally crucial to us at the moment. 
Semenyo is very hit and miss. Long periods of not being able to control the ball, long periods of absence with injury and then an occasional unplayable streak. 
Scott will be very good. But at the moment he’s still developing and could be classed right now as just ‘good’. He’s still very inconsistent at the moment so I don’t believe either player is absolutely crucial to our survival. 
With significant transfer fees we can stave off the ffp issue and still have a fair bit to reinvest in the squad. We could easily bring in 4 players of decent championship quality and not miss either of these 2. 
In an ideal world we’d see Scott develop here, but we need the money now and I believe we can make the squad better with the money. 
That’s if you trust our recruitment! 

Can’t get a scarf. Can’t get an away kit. Only one bobble hat available (not red). Virtually nothing for kids except one teddy bear. 
But don’t worry, you can buy a black history month t shirt 

18 minutes ago, Pezo said:

I'm looking forward to the king's speech at Christmas that will be different.

Which will be delivered via the medium of a cacti  

42 minutes ago, Chicken George said:

My wife and I were planning on having sex this weekend for the first time in a couple of years. But I’ve called it off now as a mark of respect. 
 

Bugger. 
She’s just found out the rugby is still on. 
Now she wants role play instead. 
She wants me to wear flared jeans, brown Clarkes shoes, drink 15 pints of Guinness and take her up the backside! 
Make it make sense! 

My wife and I were planning on having sex this weekend for the first time in a couple of years. But I’ve called it off now as a mark of respect. 
 

1 hour ago, TonyTonyTony said:

Milking it a bit now mate

What’s that got to do with chickens? 
Can you get milk from chickens? Or did you mean the horses? 
I saw some horse milk once - quite a lot of it in fact - in a naughty film I saw when I were a lad. There was a pretty young lady drinking gallons of the stuff! 

Managed to avoid any chicken related incidents today. Although I’m now in danger of horse manure on the window. 
Will this ever end…..

3 minutes ago, ralphindevon said:

Will you be parking in the same spot tomorrow?
Only, if the game is anything like some of the recent encounters against Millwall it might be better entertainment watching your parking wars.

Are there parking restrictions on Sundays in the area? Opens up more opportunities. Otherwise I might have to scout about the ginnels again. 
More importantly - are there any chicken joints in the area open on Sundays? 
 

I’ve bought one of these now - just in case the bone-dumper is still at large. 
 

Yep. We’re not getting it 

1 minute ago, AppyDAZE said:

This is all the weirdest shit I've seen on here. And we're not even including the darkside's threads.

Was it you? You sound guilty. Have you got £4.50? Or £6.50 without sincerity? 

Amanda Staveley is Robert Webb in drag 

9 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Not to ruffle your feathers but it's still illegal to hold your phone whilst driving. And at 59mph it's pretty chicken-brained to do so. Plod would have a bone to pick with you if you were seen, that's all.

https://www.gov.uk/using-mobile-phones-when-driving-the-law

Oh I see. 
no, I didn’t have the camera in my hand 

39 minutes ago, ziderheadarmy said:

Nice radio station choice…

Pretty much Dua Lipa & Ava Max most of the day. Decent to be fair. 

1 hour ago, GreedyHarry said:

Don’t get caught taking photos at that speed - you’ll be up in front of the beak!

Speed limit is 60 along there. 

18 minutes ago, MC RISK77 said:

A5?

Nah, it’s a B road 

New Year and a lovely clean, clear, chicken-free windscreen. 
 

1 hour ago, Laner said:

Why the full amount if only the windscreen was dirty?

Hope you're not trying to feather your nest?!!

I’d only washed the car last week, on the 22nd, so it didn’t need another one. Thus it’s an outlay I wouldn’t have had to make. 
Although in fairness, I usually go for Wash 3 at £4.50 but I thought since someone else will have to cough up I went for Wash 5 with the extra wheel wash and wax protection. 
If the perp comes forward with a sincere apology, I guess I’ll reduce the cost to the normal £4.50. 
But that’s conditional, on the level of sincerity displayed. 

Just now, Agard Days Night said:

Cock

Oi. Don’t come on here and ruin my thread. 
You’re making yourself look guilty. 
Were you parked on Drake Road last night behind a black Audi and you awoke this morning with your hands smelling of rancid chicken? 
Remember - a positive answer to that question will result in a £6.50 charge for the car wash and a verbal apology. 

I can see clearly now, the chickens gone  

  At the car wash, yeah  

The perp is now relieved of a wash, so just an apology and the £6.50 wash & dry cost will suffice. 
 

Now that the rain has ceased, you can still see an actual piece of chicken meat still not washed away. 
Disgusting  

Even with constant rain, there are still some smidgeons of chicken smear visible today. 
 

1 hour ago, Super said:

So are you after an apology or a fight? I couldn't tell from your post.

An apology and a window clean. Thought that was quite clear from my post. Why would I want to fight someone? 

6 minutes ago, Super said:

Surely screenwash will clean the windscreen?

No it didn’t. Washer was going for ages and there’s still chicken stains on the window. 

20 minutes ago, Charlie BCFC said:

I promise you no one on here cares at this moment of time

I care 

17 minutes ago, Spoons said:

Sounds like you admitted you parked like a idiot!

No. I parked close to the car behind, but had to make sure I wasn’t covering the driveway of the house with my front.  So it was tight, but perfectly doable for a competent driver. 
No need to empty a food bin onto my car, was there