Wade Wilson

Tried but then the site shat itself

Genuinely, why is this allowed? You can’t leave one seat spare at the bloody cinema when booking a seat. Why can you here? I want to sit next to my Old Man, not require a megaphone to communicate. Site went down 1 minute later so didn’t manage to get any anyway

Hope Bowen isn’t injured, he’s in my fantasy team

We are absolutely not dominating. Possession does not equal domination. It’s what you do with the possession that matters. They’ve still had more possession than us anyway

If someone said “Inverted wingback” to Clough he’d deck them.

I just don’t get why people try to emulate Pep’s style, at all. For starters, Man City play the most boring football I’ve ever seen. They can win 6-0 and still bore you to tears. Secondly, Pep has never managed a team where he hasn’t had the absolute best players in the world. He’s executing his style of play with KDB and Haaland. We have Joe Williams and Conway. Just play two up top or something simple. What I hate about Pep is he’s made it fashionable to overanalyse and overthink football. You don’t need to pass it 28 times before having a shot, you can get from one end of the pitch to the other in about 6 passes. Just ******* do that. We do not have the team to play patient, passing football, just ******* pass and move it’s so simple.

Why can’t we just play

Exactly! Grealish does it cause his calves are the size of a small country. Cornick has the thinnest legs I’ve ever seen. One hit in the shins and he’ll probably disintegrate.

Cornick’s socks annoy me more than they should do. Like, if you’re gonna do the poncey low sock nonsense you’ve gotta have the talent to back up looking like an idiot. Like your Scotts, your Grealishes. Cornick, however, just looks like he was told he was playing two minutes before he came on and was in the shower at the time and got dressed in a rush.

My cat stepping on my keyboard:

“Still early days”- Tell that to QPR Cifuentes in 6 games at QPR: 11 points. +5 goal difference. Manning in 6 games with us: 5 points. -2 goal difference. We are ******

Manning doesn’t play wingers, does he? That’s why Sykes is back at RB/LB. Kinda leaves Yeboah in limbo.

Tbf you’d hope teams aren’t checking twitter an hour before the game so they can decide on a game plan

I wish the club would tell us if that’s the case or not. Always see tweets from other teams like “”so and so misses out today with a minor knee injury”. Meanwhile we’ve all gotta turn into Sherlock Holmes trying to figure out what’s going on.

Manning picking his team:

He’ll know in 3 minutes when the connection catches up

He moves like he’s lagging.

I legit just looked it up. 5 touches in 20 minutes. Shambolic