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Luton v Bournemouth, MOTD 23/24.

"We can't compete with ..... " (parachute payment clubs, like, er, Luton and Cov)

Doesn't work like that (mate)

De Bruyne was in third when he scored, mate. If he'd run any further he'd have had to change up to fourth

You'd've loved Peter Swales, back in the day.

They've already "lost" a player or two, both to us

Love the bloke on there, proper Bristol accent, does the traffic gert proper: "Free mile 'awld up on the A Firty Eigh' and there's un accident on the A Free o Free .... "

Tony Bloom, mate. Ducker n diver. Likes a flutter. Nudge, nudge. Say no more.

Thing is, they're being chased by Man City. Whereas when Leicester were on the brink they were being chased by Spurs, which is like being chased down by Larry Grayson/a hamster/something not-scary

Thanks, mate. Can you let us know what time MOTD is on this evening?

We are depressingly conservative and sheep-like in this sort of thing. Take away cider and Wurzels songs and we are pretty much Reading. There's just so little of the independent attitude that you get in Manchester, Liverpool and others who would sooner be silent than copy others' songs, and define themselves by not being anything like any London clubs.

Dunno, mate. A lot of competition for that award at Elland Road

One way of looking at this (club) could be asking: If they did not exist would they be missed (other than by blokes that like "edge" when they go to football)? If Millwall had never existed would English football and its history be diminished?

Option 3 for me, 10th to 6th. Although I wouldn’t call 11th or 12th "failure." Mind, if they Green 'Uns come up and storm into 5th or 6th I will be fuming

Really? I don't think @Mr Popodopolous would

It is what it is, Dave, it just is

You don't remember any other City manager thanking us for our support?

You don't think so?

What's the Swede for "proper," mate?

Absolutely furious about Brighton's capitulation this evening, and absolutely delighted we (probably) won't be seeing Everton here or going there.

Top half the league, at a guess?

They had their "We won L1" parade today. It rained.

Staying at Everton on wages they cannot afford running down their contract, refusing to budge, a large Winston Bogarde, while Everton burn and fold, will be like no other example. Their lives, and those of their nearest and dearest, will not be worth living. Not going to happen. The level of anger will be off the scale. Can't see it happening.

It’s not 1985, I feel obliged to point out here

Thing is though, with them gone, who now are the blandest (southern) club in the Championship?