Having entered the Shed of the year competition I was crestfallen to discover it wasn't just for Bristol City fans, it was for people with actual Sheds.
Never mind, I still came third.
Why didn't he attend court as Capt Jack Sparrow, he could say he smacked her about a bit, then, swing on a nearby rope , to the admonishment of the Gout ridden judge and hearty cheers from the spectators..
OK lads, don't die with your gun in the holster now...
Still recovering from two Nelson...
"Eboney and Mikeee live together in perfect harmony, side by side...
Burns out to a non-spinning spinner ie: A slow bowler.. Then he slings an appeal away on the slim hope that it wasn't as plumb as it looked.
It also seems to have turned into a Windies "love-in" to rival Kohli's usual ****-a-thon when ever India play a series over here
Does it really matter when the CC is played in the margins of the English summer whilst the 100 vanity project takes centre stage where a family can take their seats un offended by drunker working class men 'enjoying themselves'...
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