Sir Colby-Tit

Indeed. I'm getting quite emotional

You think that was bad, it was carnage in Greville Smyth Park!

I'm pretty sure Arsenal gave it a go at some stage in the late 70's. My old man is still proud for chasing them out.

I was at the fight, and that was the most poorly observed minutes silence I have ever witnessed. Cracking night out though.

That is offensive to Tits

There was, but I visited for the weekend and they all ####ed off

Think we'll score three today, and concede one or two. If Flint scores first and we win 3-2 I'll be off on holiday

Did you not know that 100,000 of them visit Stonehenge every full moon to howl at it (with another 500,000 locked out)?

I hear Salisbury tourist board is worried about a drop in tourism from thick silly sad sags

Piggs is warming up in his spandex outside the court room

Prowed

You little tease, you can't just leave us hanging with "etc" What else were they doing?

Can see us losing this one, maybe a narrow 1-0 defeat. Will be an ill tempered affair, maybe a sending off?

I'm feeling confident.....4-0 to City!

Godspeed Sir

I let Abus know last night, they hadn't a clue it had been changed

Holly Green, yum yum. Are we winning yet?

Very seasonal - this news has pissed right on my bonfire. If we're still hovering around the relegation zone come January selling JET could be a huge gamble. Why not wait until the summer?

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now" Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window." "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you." The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those." "I'm very sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you have another track." The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!" "I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could hear another track." Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP." "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant, . . . "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."

No doubt there is a massive gulf. But with our team spirit, Fortress AG, Super Gary Johnson & the best fans in the country I have absolutely no doubt we will finish in the top half. Honestly.

bucks mate, I wasn't on the pitch and I'm still GUTTED (doctors orders to take it easy). But well done to all those that did go on. Looked orrsome from the Dolman.

A nice bit of funk for me - definitely none of that jitter nonsense bucks - get yer hair cut

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