Ian M

Not gonna lie, I was proud of myself when I wrote that one

When Rovers won the play-off semi, Dopey Daryll went down the local boozer and ingratiated himself amongst the Rovers' faithfew by buying them drinks and leading them in a rendition of "We are going up say we are going up". This episode was caught on camera & uploaded to various social media outlets. The Grimsby Telegraph watched one of these videos and printed a story about how unprofessional Dopey was. Rovers scammed a penalty shoot out win. Dopey Daryll headed back down the pub & performed an encore of the aforementioned song before encouraging the illegitimate offspring based at the Grimsby Telegraph to print that.

Yet half of them dished out a load of abuse to a 16 year old girl on Youtube for saying Grimsbury instead of Grimsby.

I'm sorry guys, I agree with the Sags' claims that the Sainsbury's decision is terrible news for Bristol. Because of Sainsbury's victory, Bristol Rovers will now be remaining in Bristol. Terrible terrible news.

Has anyone mentioned Kent still being top of the (T20) league despite our tiny budget & lack of an overseas player?

It's a fairly simple plan. 1. Find a billionaire 2. Sell the club. But they do have a backup plan. 1. Find a consortium of millionaires. 2. Sell the club. If these both fail then they are stuck with this last plan. 1. Default on loan payments. 2. Enter liquidation.

And all this talk is off the back of an American being invited to a game and then telling the Post, he hasn't made an offer, no offer is imminent & if he's honest, there's 10 other clubs he's looking out instead. It really was the biggest nothing happening here story of the Summer for the Post.

He's not a director anymore.

Didn't even cover last season's losses, hence the payday loan. Real shame for them if payday doesn't come around and the loan sharks start circling.

Walsall performance would suit me.

Kent don't have the deepest squad so whilst I'm pleased to see Billings recognised by England, it could deeply impact our chances of making the knockout stages.

Exactly this. When Cook fell last test at 177-1 the stage was set for Stokes or Buttler. Instead England stuck to their order, Ballance came in, the runs dried up and pressure was exerted and criminally we fell to around 250-8 & ultimately this lost us the Test in my mind.

The more pertinent point might be how have we been allowed to be top of the table? We should be nearer the bottom.

We've deliberately gone down the route of having no overseas player despite now having slightly better finances. Think we have accepted we have hit rock bottom over the last couple of years and our young players will only improve with game time.

At the point where 19 people have replied (including himself) this guy writes in the comments: Rovers1990 | Tuesday, May 26 2015, 4:04PM Oh Christ... more City fans commenting on here now than there is Rovers fans. Obsession settling in nicely I see. Nice of them to acknowledge how poor their support is these days

No they base it on their rewriting of history that we were only formed in 1982. However, I believe we worked out previously that even on those terms we have had more success since 1982 than they have since 1897!

We only took 17 players up & knew Wilbraham hadn't trained all week. Cotts can't rate the youngsters as being anywhere near first team material as the U21s season is finished and he hasn't even taken any for the experience of being in a matchday squad.

Swindon's weaknesses: -defence -their budget -passing gusts of wind -their sisters -roundabouts -Aden Flint -respect That's a few to be getting on with

Search twitter for "f*** off swindon" (but replace the *** with uck) and Bob will be your testicalled auntie.

The words to their chant are " so f*** off Adam Johnson, going down for noncing, he's a paedophile, he's a paedophile". Disclaimer: That's what they sing, clearly he needs to be found guilty at trial for it to become factually accurate.

No one could accuse Cotts of not knowing his preferred line-up!