Crackers Corner

Been impressed with max in goal, some really accurate distribution.

We seem to be first to the ball, Fulham giving lots of fouls away

My attempt

we start at an island

all covered in grass

where young Alex Scott was

scratching his ass.

He came to the city

to score lots of goals

to drink lots of scrumpy

and live down in knowle.

3 minutes ago, Chicken George said:

What’s that got to do with chickens? 
Can you get milk from chickens? Or did you mean the horses? 
I saw some horse milk once - quite a lot of it in fact - in a naughty film I saw when I were a lad. 

Ok let's not start a cock fight over it.

1 minute ago, Numero Uno said:

Every fan in the ground getting behind the lads is worth 1000 of the moaning tosspots you get on here who still haven’t turned up to tell us how happy they are we turned the game round…….

1000? Starting to sound like gas made up numbers.

2 minutes ago, KegCity said:

It’s all he does when he’s shoved out wide. Needs to consistently play up front, it’s his best position and he’s always dangerous.

We don’t need to sign a striker in January, just give Weimann service.

Agree and he can drop into midfield if we need to defend a lead which is a great asset to have. 

We are still inconsistent but have a young team so will improve this. So much better at home now compared to start of season and 2nd half of last season,  COYR

2 minutes ago, Magicdaps said:

Got it! Thanks

you might not thank them if anything like first half

1 minute ago, Super said:

Can only see another few goals for Millwall.

We need a change of shape at half time or I agree we may go 2 or 3 down. They have far too much pace for our defense

3 minutes ago, Dan Robin said:

Not watching: are you talking about the penalty?

Penalty was bang on unfortunately

We really struggle when teams press us.

2 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

Andi Weimann needs 1 more goal to set a new personal record for league goals in a season. 

I wonder if he might get an austria call up if he keeps going.

Just now, maxjak said:

If it was you that were the thing....I just might?  ha!

Classy.

1 minute ago, maxjak said:

Yep empty plastic bottles are quite correctly classified as deadly weapons along with toilet rolls and cardboard burger receptacles?          

Really? so you think it's ok to throw things on the pitch?

Anyone throwing things on the pitch should be ejected and banned. however Austin should have been booked too.

2 minutes ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

One day we`ll have to work out how many Tilsons SL is worth.

4586.66666667

Just now, Fordy62 said:

If performances continue like this id suggest it’ll be north of what we got for Webster. 

How many tilsons is that?

13 minutes ago, TomThumb84 said:

Strange post.

However - they cannot be true Gas. I know a couple of Rovers fellas and they declined a Covid vaccine at The Gate.

 

I had first two jabs at AG and there were a couple with gas tops on the first time I went.  Tbh I just thought fair play for getting jabbed.

Sounds like a few players will need reality checks with wages to move on or some clubs will be stuck with players damaging thier p&l,  would imagine clubs will offload for little to no money if it helps balance the books.

4 minutes ago, BigAl&Toby said:

Not just boys being boys.

Boys being boys wearing Stone Island. Or those ******* hoodies with Mille Miglia driving googles built in.

My Christ. Their parents and grandparents will be so proud when they’re pulling their crackers on Christmas Day.

What’s it all become….

Probably the same group of "superfans" who boo the rest of the ground for not bouncing when they say so.

9 minutes ago, Keepers Ball said:

All football should be postponed for the time being.

"Come early to avoid crowds"

So everyone hangs around  the concourse carrying on as normal because there is nothing else to do until kick off.

And if people don't turn up early we will have crowds trying to get in.

So if this variant is as bad as its made out then postpone it for the time being

I agree, a three week fixture gap over Christmas will allow more people to get jabs and hopefully time to see if it is a milder illness than covid and slow the spread. I'm tripple jabbed but my wife has a major operation in early Jan she can't afford to miss so Saturday will probably be my last match until mid Jan. A gap would help with revenues for clubs too as a lot of people will be staying away for next couple of weeks.

8 hours ago, BigAl&Toby said:

I had a wander round the docks yesterday. I was in a date.

And noticed this monstrosity.

A quick Google took me to the much maligned Bristol Post and having waded through ad after ad it told me Donald used to have his tea on board when the Miss Conduct was over in the good old U S of A….. 

Then I read on. Bought by two Bristol businessmen who want to remain anonymous. Hmmmmmmm…..

Berthed up not far from Lansdown Towers……. Two Bristol businessmen……. Miss Conduct…….

Wonder if this is Steve’s Christmas present for Jon?

Where there was once the Flying Fox. The Mathew. The SS Great Britain. The Balmoral……

We now have this. And it comes with its own helicopter. But it’s ok. Apparently it’s green. It’ll run on chip fat….

And there was a big clue that the Messiah was behind it. You could tell that as a young ship’s lad was ever so carefully painting over Miss Conduct.
 

He’d left the M and was carefully painting A G G I E in its place.

Merry Christmas.

 

 

I can see it's chopper.

23 minutes ago, Coxy27 said:

He doesn't have the skills.

I'm tired of people saying it.

He's shite.

Well in my view he does, i think his workrate is poor but he shows glimpses of ability, I can't see him fitting into the current team as it will be like playing with ten men.

He's got the skills but not sure how he fits in the team defensively

15 minutes ago, The Batman said:

It's started to get a bit more common now for some reason. Some knobhead started dressing up in rugby kits and ran on the pitch during national anthems in the recent internationals. Plus it's gathering momentum in football too. Don't get it. What is the point?

Attention seekers.