Crackers Corner

On 31/05/2023 at 08:44, Silvio Dante said:

It’s even worse than that - looking at the profiles of those replying they’re all Man Utd fans.

So they’re bitter that a player they loaned out, and presumably therefore didn’t see play in the flesh, didn’t get an award in a division they have no knowledge of.

Belters.

And they support a team in a city that they have probably never been to.

6 minutes ago, RedM said:

And I'm in Cardiff seeing Coldplay who come on stage at 8pm, so get on the roof!

Can you get someone to ask the stadium to call out over the pa that you have left your lights on as code for the signing being made?

9 hours ago, Marina's Rolls Royce said:

Do you lot find it risible when I say the name Biggus Dickus?

He has a wife, you know.

1 hour ago, CyderInACan said:

Not a chance I'd have thought. 

Me neither but I can't see who else would sell loads of season tickets.

14 minutes ago, George Rs said:

I read that and just think waffle to be honest.

Unless this ‘Special Signing’ is Zlatan Ibrahimovic coming out of his short retirement how do they believe it will drive thousands of season ticket sales???

For a club in an embargo that only avoided relegation because of another clubs point deduction.

Cant see why Joe Bryan would go there at all. I’m more nervous about a Southampton or something similar going in for him.

would Bale be a possibility as their special signing? i know he ruled out playing and it seems very unlikely but it would fit?

11 hours ago, Lanterne Rouge said:

We`d need a pitch invasion from the Dolman if he did and someone ***** him in the confusion.

He would need to run to the away fans 15 mins before full time if you want anyone in the Dolman involved.

If this happens repeat of this for us will be nice 

On 12/05/2023 at 00:58, Rocking Red Cyril said:

Wtf is a chirp??

I'm not sure but there was a song which claimed that 2 Chirpys were cheap cheap.

3 hours ago, Oh Louie louie said:

Grass247, Great name, when I rang them they told me to press the hash key ..

I'm confused as they said it was weed free.

I hope our scouts are looking at this ivica strok fella.

I see him as a future captain, great news

Not sure what monthly income has to do with anything as per the survey question.

On 23/04/2023 at 09:52, sh1t_ref_again said:

He was also having a long chat with one of the Ambulance staff as well

Was nige shouting "you're going home in a ******* ambulance"

6 hours ago, Clutton Caveman said:

OMG, how can we take events in history and judge them by todays standards. At that time half of the Royal Navy crews woke on on board with the kings shilling in their hand having been knocked over the head and brought on board after a heavy night out. In Africa, Egypt and ancient Greece slavery was rife, way before what we see as the slave trade. The past is the past, we cannot change it and we don't have to be ashamed for what our ancestors did. We sent kids up chimneys but are we now saying that Chimney sweep companies should be punished.

True but what was the jolly Roger all about?

Just arrived Looks ok to me, seems in better state than last home game.

5 minutes ago, ExiledAjax said:

This picture is better than any written match report I could produce. Sums the whole thing up. Fair result.

only one of those players is taller than DaSilva.

Just now, AppyDAZE said:

If that's a robin, I'm ******* King Dong!

looks like a sparrow with a wig on.

On 13/03/2023 at 17:58, Jeez said:

 

Would love to get hold of a hi-res image of this:

 

 

 

Not sure if any better but i put it thought the unblur feature on the pixel 7?

Just now, ExiledAjax said:

Fingers crossed.

Wonder who our outfield goalie would be?

Zak would be my shout.

On 01/03/2023 at 17:12, Port Said Red said:

I think Pep might be saying "Come on, did you really fight off a pack of dogs in the mountains?"

Pep to Nige - "if man city goes tits up over FFP I might come to Bristol to manage rovers, I hear they have the 6th richest owner in football and millions of fans"

Nige to Pep - "that's right and they even stream free porn to the fans pre match in their state of the art bar"

I wish someone doing the higher/lower will just keep going lower even on 1 to see what he does, 

Just on bus now from portway p&r a38 from m5 to rudgeway very busy both directions for those heading to ag that way

im 48 years old and until this season haven't brought a shirt for about 20 years, i managed to tear my tshirt near the start of the season  so brought a home shirt pre match in an emergency, sods law that its now obsolete.

31 minutes ago, W-S-M Seagull said:

That was a great press conference. For once there were some really good questions!

I agree it was a big improvement, some of the interview questions of late remind me Alan Partridge interviewing Frances 2nd best racing driver -