Ronnie Sinclair

I remember having to go to school the day after that dicking we got in 1990 - they all came out of the closet that day to make anyone of a City persuasion's life a misery for months on end so for that alone **** em. Is there an odder-behaved fanbase in the whole of the Football League?

Given their surroundings tonight, its apt Swindle have Camp and Twine in their line-up

Bless - social distancing 60 years ago fair play

Attendicitis I think it’s called - it really is bizarre behaviour on their part

That's bad news - he's hopeless! (then again so is the other keeper....)

The house backing on to their 'Stadium' have evidently found the cord that's been syphoning off their power and pulled the plug

Bicep, Late Night Final and Working Men's Club are my new discoveries this week (but then again I like a bit of dance music)

We were similarly worried when Garner left, and they contrived to hire someone worse so will likely do so again ?

Len Goodman meme at the ready......

What price another 0-9 for them (albeit with 10 men for 88 minutes)

Aside from splitting our sides at the scoreline, John Coleman is a miracle worker what he's doing at Accrington - fair play Sir

Credit where it's due - it takes a special talent to find a manager who has a worse record than Garner, but they've achieved it. Long may he reign..

My ribs can't cope with this match ?

If one is having a bad day, one can always rely on them for laughs - my aching sides......

Championship ready sprinklers deployed?

Delayed until 7:30pm now

Perennially Exaggerating Their Attendances

Laughing at their expense should be a sport in itself - the material they provide on an almost daily basis is biblical

Agent Tisdale doing well in his mission thus far

They've not taken down Santa's Grotto yet then?

The ground looks like one of those eastern European outpost stadiums from the 70s