Ronnie Sinclair

He’s probably still their best keeper for many a year even now

The keeper made a mess of three of those, however even taking those away that was a horrendous result at any level of sport

Sad ***** have got attendicitis again, why lie when the actual figures are readily available - its bizarre behaviour

If it isn't I would advise urgent psychiatric assistance - anyone who thinks BRFC are a bigger club than Pompey is certifiable

I doubt it, last week someone sold a sheep for the best part of a Tillson

Surely Vitālijs Astafjevs isn't still playing football - he must be pushing 50

At the risk of getting another set of puns going, if he doesn't score for a few games the fans will give him a shoeing

to replace him, they've signed Freeman Hardy-Willis on a free transfer, their sole signing this week

The only promotion they can hope for is 'buy one get one free' on stale crisps at the kiosk in Row M

there are bigger clubs in the National League than that bunch of w*****s

A Mini Metro, which shortly afterwards became Rusty Bin (the only one I've seen for years is parked up off Somerset Street, the rest of the production rotted away I supsect)

to be fair to the bloke, I had to have a week off work after this as well, due to aching ribs after laughing

Phillips was always a tit - cried when we brought in decent competition rather than embrace it to improve himself like any decent pro would do (after donkey's years of having no real pressure on his place)

One person at a time allowed in the chemist this morning - I didn't notice the sign on the door as I walked in and was duly told off (and rightly so!)

This virus is not doing my health anxiety any good at all - I thought after my CBT finished I'd finally got a handle on it, but this is ramping it right up to the top of the scale again. Not helped by all the theories either (although I must say a couple of them I read today made me spit the cornflakes out - its apparently been caused by either 5G or a plague missile from North Korea, there are some right crackpots on social media and no mistake)

In times of despair, one can always count on a JB status to bring some cheer

in tonight’s edition of Takeaway Watch, on my walk tonight I can confirm The Golden Orient on East Dundry Lane and Whitchurch Grill Belland Drive are trading ?

I had a text from TrustFord yesterday saying they are only open for servicing and MOT as you mentioned. A friend of mine is still doing mechanics as he's a mobile (he's doing the missus' MOT tomorrow in fact, on the proviso we have to leave the keys somewhere away from the house so he can collect without coming face to face with us).

No it was Blue Ginger, Oscars and Bristol Kebab House

Gilda has three open tonight I’ve just walked past

Goody he's on my death pool list

How many is it going to take before the tossers infesting our society start listening? 1,000? 10,000? 100,000? I rarely get pissed off with anything but the scenes from the seaside has left me fuming, its all 'me me me' these days.

I'm not leaving the house unless its necessary (apart from shopping and for my evening walk when there's hardly a soul within 50 yards). I've spent the day painting the garden fence to whittle away the hours

Not sure what frightens me the most, the virus itself or the behaviour of our fellow citizens.