Ronnie Sinclair

seeing as it is a cabbage patch of a pitch, he probably slipped in horse manure and went arse over tit to execute that kick to be fair

the entire fanbase of that club is like some brainwashed cult (the L may be swapped as applicable), where they all believe their own lies. I’m no psychologist but that reeks of inferiority complex. Imagine getting agitated about attendances?

It is a complete obsession with how many they get every week - odd behaviour in the least I don't know any other support that does it. I diagnose a severe bout of Attendicitis with no cure

burnt a hole in their shellsuits and fell into their Lonsdale slip-ons

they are stuck so far in the past, that the money thrown was likely to have been pre-decimal currency.

Jesus wept - nobody can be that idiotic surely. Whoever wrote that must have done so in jest, I can't imagine anyone of sane mind would believe that (if they do, I would suggest a straitjacket as a danger to society)

“It’s like relegation in your away kit, No Row M when you’ve already paid, Watertight contracts that just didn’t stick, And who would have thought, crap attendance figures....”

Insolvent very soon hopefully

a far bigger club I know, but Bradford got more than double that gate at home to Northampton today in League 2 (13,678) - I can never recall their fans continually knocking one out collectively over their attendances though

always excuses, excuses excuses with that lot - village fetes, cycle races, cold weather worry about teds in the away end, unable to pass season tickets through the fence etc etc. Just admit your support is crap you are lying to yourselves. Massive club my arse.

mine is a Henry Weston’s watching England

“behind closed curtains” more like

?

<<awaits the inevitable penalty and sending off>>

I wonder if the cans of Pepsi in the machine behind are out of date?

the only thing that splits is my sides when laughing at everything they do - anyone who thinks that the Minimal is a 'magnificent stadium' (and using the word 'stadium' must contravene the Trades Descriptions Act surely), should seek medical advice as they are not quite in total possession of their faculties)

wearing that would be the modern equivalent of forgetting your PE kit at school 30-odd years ago, and having to do it in any rags they had left in the cupboard

Rovers have never played what I would call 'football' there certainly

Is that Darrell Clarke?

wasn’t one of their pre season signings someone Eastleigh didn’t want? That’s how low their sights are

Bolton have appointed Keith Hill as their new manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49538882

they would have to spend money then - they could use the gate receipts from their capacity crowd against Premier League opposition in midweek, oh wait.....

massive away support - it’s what they don’t do

done in jest? Oh that's OK then - ***** of the highest order

whenever I'm having a bad day, I can always rely on this thread to have me almost doubled up with laughter - they never disappoint keep up the good work what a strange club